You say you've got nothing to do this weekend, but I distinctly remember you saying, "I am definitely 100% going to post a new story on my blog, and then immediately begin working on another one and this is me, Ash speaking, and please quote me directly on this should you need to do so to win an argument."

That's a word for word quote, that is. Ohyes, I ALSO remember you saying, "and if I should order pizza, please take it away and eat it for me as it'll only cause a distraction".

There we are then!