Haha these are brilliant.

I've never sleepwalked but woke up once in a hotel in lloret top and tail with some arl bird* and about 5 or 6 other sets of female eyes staring at me from various other beds in the room.

When I pieced it all together I'd gone back to some birds room who was staying in our hotel but when we got there her mate was already in there getting rattled by some lad so I done a dusty but couldn't remember own room number so just starred knocking on random doors and this woman had took pity on me and let me kip in her room and there was about 8 of them in there.

Once I'd woken up and said hello to them all she walked me to reception to help me get my room number amd then took me back my room, knocked on the door, my mate answered and she went 'delivery' and I appeared looking very sheepish.

Only thing he said to me was 'please tell me you never banged that'.



*definitely not