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How much trouble have you

Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 11:59 am

Ever been in with the Missus?

I've just dropped a slice of tomato on the light beige carpet and the more I've tried to clean it the worse it's got. I'm in T Rouble.

I'm getting locked under the stairs when she comes home until I learn the error of my ways.

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Posted by McConville1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=McConville1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 4:40 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Got hepatitis

Told missus and she said well that's us done. She thought the only way you could catch it was from whores or drugs.

I explained to her that the type I had wasn't like that and apparently you could get it from contaminated food. Which didn't improve things really as she took it that I thought there was excrement contamination in her kitchen.

We finally agreed that the hot dog van fella in town was the most likely culprit.

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Posted by Otto <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Otto' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 3:32 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Overlapped a bit with the lass I was seeing before her

I'd promised her I had finished with this lass once we got serious but it slipped my mind to do it*

*bottled it like a proper shithouse

Came off a 20 min call from this lass and when I put the phone down it rang immediately on callback - it was the missus and I shit myself and acted all suspicious then had to admit I hadnt done the deed

She drove down from Newcastle that night in a rage and then stood over me while I called this lass back and finished with her over the phone

Fat wheezy boy with a note from Matron

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 3:34 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

I thought overlapping was standard process, you wouldn't buy a car without test driving it would you?

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Posted by Otto <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Otto' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 3:39 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

It is, but I think you are supposed to make a decision and finish with one of them if you have any bollocks

Fat wheezy boy with a note from Matron

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Posted by 4squares <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=4squares' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 10:02 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

When I was younger and fitter I played in a local Saturday league.
TFO went in on the Friday to await our second born, hospitals did this in the early 70s.
Our team was playing away at Walton Hall park and whilst on the bus to Fazackerley hospital I thought I could get off there, wish the lads good luck, and then carry on to the hospital.
Anyway the team were short so I borrowed some boots and played.
Arriving in the maternity unit several hours later. I had missed the birth of our second born and 51 years later she still brings it up.

"When lads have money they think they're men and when they're skint they're lads again".

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Posted by syzlack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=syzlack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 3:44 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Absolutely tremendous this

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Posted by syzlack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=syzlack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 3:44 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Absolutely tremendous this

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Posted by 4squares <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=4squares' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 5:02 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

"When lads have money they think they're men and when they're skint they're lads again".

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 7:57 am, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

I feel your pain.

I missed one of ours, at 1.20am, because I had nipped out to that all night offy on Granby Street to buy ciggies*, and on arriving back she was coming out of theatre after having an emergency caesar.

My name was shit, and when the subject is brought up, still is.

*gave up 7 years ago, mostly through guilt.

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Posted by General_Zod <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=General_Zod' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 9:42 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

On the day we brought our eldest home from the hozzy, Everton were at home to Villa.

I dropped them at 2:30pm, parked illegally and got in my seat on time.

We won.

I've been in the doghouse for 21 years for that.

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Posted by Patvandenwow the 3rd <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Patvandenwow+the+3rd' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 7:49 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Playing cricket on her birthday on Sunday after playing cricket on our anniversary last Saturday.

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Posted by Chinaski <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Chinaski' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 5:06 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Usually take the mrs out for a meal on her birthday. One year her birthday was a Saturday and coincided with the match which was due to be at 3 o'clock, but got moved to the following day for tv in the end. Made the mistake of telling the mrs the game had been moved and Id be taking her for lunch wherever she wanted.
Obviously got a shit on with me because she claims I was planning on leaving her alone on her birthday to go the match. Something which never happened!

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Posted by Dr-Congo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dr-Congo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 5:05 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Got shitfaced one night, must have fell over several times on my home. Got woke up on the new cream leather sofa in the morning by her screaming at me. When I came round, an horrific smell of dog shit hit me which made me spew up all over her (she was dress for work). I must have fallen over in dog shit, not noticed then spent a lovely night smearing it all over the sofa whilst asleep. We're not together now thankfully, but I really miss that sofa

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Posted by TomOB <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TomOB' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:10 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

What did you try and clean it with? I am useless at loads of things but I am brilliant at getting stains and marks out of carpets and clothes. I just have a natural aptitude for it!

In terms of getting in trouble, the worst was a text/female work colleague transgression, which, while I deserved some punishment, went on and on for approximately 4 years. On a daily basis I do something which makes her furious with me, literally too many to mention.

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Posted by The_Hillbilly <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=The_Hillbilly' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:25 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

I'm going to need more transgression based details before I can form a judgement here Tom.

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Posted by Dr-Congo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dr-Congo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 5:04 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Wrong place

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Posted by TomOB <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TomOB' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:52 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Me and the Mrs used to work in the same big open plan office, on different but connected teams. She suspected that a younger woman on my team fancied me. I laughed it off but she was right, as we had been doing a bit of a flirty texting for ages. Never went beyond that, and was all pretty harmless really, but not clever and hugely disrespectful. Anyway, once she mentioned it I stopped it and removed her number from my phone.
How did I get caught? About a year later on my birthday, I received a “happy birthday” text from a number I didn’t know. For some reason I thought it might be from this lass, and deleted it, but the Missus had seen it come through, and wanted to know why I was trying to hide it. It all came out, although it really didn’t need to have, when I look back I can’t believe I dig my own grave so needlessly.
Turns out the message was from my sister in law and she had just got a new phone!
Anyway, 4 or 5 years of absolute hell, I was close to walking out so many times but for our little lad. I suspect she didn’t split up with me as she didn’t want to let me off that lightly. What it did do is cure me of any of these types of behaviours.

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Posted by Heisenberg Blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Heisenberg+Blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:18 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

He used black paint.

"When I think of Everton, I think of Howard Kendall"

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Posted by efcman4ever <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efcman4ever' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:07 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

not loads.

like most other halves she likes to keep any and all infractions carved in tablets of stone for future use and reuse.

there is no statute of limitations either. i still get reminded of stumbling in blind drunk and hurling all over the downstairs bog after the 95 cup win.

How can you tell if someone is a Kopite? If the hat, scarf, T shirt or tattoo isn't enough of a clue, they will have told you within two sentences. Basically, it's a cult.

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Posted by Tom Joad <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tom+Joad' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 1:55 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

My first wife had our first child in Oxford street maternity the day before my 21st birthday. I got wasted with mates the next day and went to visit her.

Her mum and sisters were present when I rolled up staggering, I was marched out and turfed out the hospital by three of them.

She came out the next day and quite rightly completely blanked me for a week.
She threw my flowers in the bin and the black magic chocolates followed.

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Posted by Fugazi <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Fugazi' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 1:17 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

When we replaced the smoked glass dining room table top with white granite, sat atop a beige rug, me and Fugazi Jr were both a bag of nerves if there was any gravy or sauce on the plate at dinner time, lest we commit the cardinal sin (in Mrs F's eyes) of spillage.

Solidarity with you here TB 💪

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Posted by Sherpa <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Sherpa' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 1:16 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

What's with all the pissing in wardrobes escapades?

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:20 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

i was once awoken by the (ex) other half calling me a dirty bastard. I enquired as to what my transgression was and was told I had pissed in my boots. Disbelievingly I checked my boots and lo and behold they were swimming in piss. A testament to their quality was the fact that the fluid was not leaking out after several hours.

I still have the boots after 40 years!

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by rookwood <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=rookwood' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 3:55 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Not OH related, but I was at sea in the Baltic once and before we left port in the morning I had forgotten to take my seasickness tablets. Until my later 20s I never needed them but by my mid-30s they were a necessity. Anyway I was on the flying bridge (those who know, know) and it was bumpy but not outrageous but I was getting ill. I asked the boss if I could go below and try and sleep it off and he said fine.

Went down to my cabin and after going in had the urge to hurl. Was never going to make the heads and my boots were off so I threw up in one of them, then got into bed and fell asleep.

Anyway, wake up a while later after a pipe goes through the ship and get my rig on, and obviously you know what happens next.

Boot goes on, squelch. I thought fuck it, we are going into harbour and I am on the flying bridge, no-one will smell it, and styled it out.

They didn't smell it. I grassed myself up though to much hilarity.

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 5:12 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

How did you manage to aim so accurately?

My missus bought me some light thing that attaches to the toilet and comes on and highlights the bowl when I go for a piss during the night. I'm the Stuart Barlow of pissing but it has helped a little bit.

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 7:42 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

it's the same as sleepwalking (i'm an expert) your eyes are open and you can see what you're doing, you're just not awake.

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by Big_Vern <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Big_Vern' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 6:51 am, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

I once went on a sleep walking excursion. I’d been playing cricket all afternoon on a hot sunny Sunday a good few miles away from where I lived. After the match we had a couple of beers with the oppo before making our way home. By the time we got home there was only about 20 minutes or so before closing time so we all necked a couple more before deciding to make a visit to a late night drinking den where you can drink if you order something to eat (one garlic bread and 4 bottles of lager). My mate was banging on about his innings when I must have dropped off. I made my way to the khazi and having convinced myself that I was in my bathroom at home, thought that it was time for bed, so took my shirt, jeans, shoes and socks off and left them on the floor before heading off to bed. Sadly for me, the bedroom was actually the restaurant full of late night drinkers who were amused by the sight of me wandering in, scratching my knackers dressed in a pair of blue and white striped boxers. A tap on the shoulder from the owner of said gaff brought me round along with the laughter of team-mates leaving me semi naked and in an utterly confused state..

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Posted by rookwood <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=rookwood' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 17, 2025, 3:57 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Fantastic.

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Posted by Yogi_Clementine <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Yogi_Clementine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 10:12 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

I have a mate who woke up, opened the front loading (one of those flip open 45 degrees) CD player, pissed in it, pressed the close button and went back to sleep
Piss all out the back of the grill at the back of the system next day but the CD still played fine

Formerly yogiclementine

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Posted by Brenno <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Brenno' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:58 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

piss in boots
logs onto xhamster for the new Xmas panto

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Posted by Lombardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lombardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:09 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

I went a step further and pissed in the fridge. We'd just moved to a new house, gone from a downstairs toilet to an upstairs toilet.

In a drunken stupor I went downstairs and pissed in the almost brand new fridge which had been stocked with the big shop that day.

I no longer drink and I am no longer married to the same woman.

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 1:40 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Bizarre how many men do that, fortunately I've not committed that sin yet.

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Posted by Mr OW Bol <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Mr+OW+Bol' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 1:46 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Twice for me. Once as mentioned down there, and once when I was in Uni, except that was in my bedside table drawer*. This was after a night on the old skool stella, circa 1994/5.

* I had a flashback about it weeks later, and recalled myself laughing hysterically as I pissed in the drawer. I'd previously assumed a bottle of orange I kept in there had leaked. But no surrrreeee, it was all my own dirty doings.

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 1:56 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Sleepwalking is my biggest problem.
Had a few issues over the years and woke up in different beda with different people.

Issue 1 - Staying in the Golden Eagle in Kirkby cos I had a mate up who was a West Ham fan. Went the match and got leathered afterwards which is standard. Went back the hotel. Woke up in the middle.of the night in a different room in bed with some lad. He was fast asleep as was his mate in the twin next to him. No idea how I was able to get in there. Managed to get out without either of them realising. They checked out the next day at the same time and I looked at him thinking "you haven't got a clue what happened last night".

Issue 2 - similar to the above except in a B&B on the Isle of Sheppey, worked there Monday to Friday for about a year. Decided to stay down there on Saturday for a colleagues birthday, it was the day we played Derby away and Stubbs scored.
His time I woke up spooning some random bird with a man the other side. Again very fortunately neither of them woke up. Bizarrely I somehow left a t-shirt in there but didn't dare go back to get it. I went out for some lunch on the Sunday and when I got back it was folded up and put on the end of my bed. The landlady must have known what happened but didn't let on.

Issue 3 - Rented a room off someone I worked with when I did a spell in Shrewsbury. Typical Sunday, out and pissed and woke up Monday morning in the landladys bed, a definite "no" before anyone asks. She did know I was in there but decided to let me stay in the bed as I wasn't causing any harm.

It is a worry whenever I go away anywhere on the lash that it will happen again.

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:49 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Number 3 especially is sensational….

The way she left you to sleep it off !

You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn
goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.

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Posted by Beldale blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Beldale+blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:45 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Haha. I half wish I was going to Belfast now. I’d stay in a different city of a night, obviously.
Can’t wait for the stories when you’re all back.

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 5:07 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Knowing my luck I will wake up spooning the smelly joiner.

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Posted by efc84 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efc84' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:40 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Haha these are brilliant.

I've never sleepwalked but woke up once in a hotel in lloret top and tail with some arl bird* and about 5 or 6 other sets of female eyes staring at me from various other beds in the room.

When I pieced it all together I'd gone back to some birds room who was staying in our hotel but when we got there her mate was already in there getting rattled by some lad so I done a dusty but couldn't remember own room number so just starred knocking on random doors and this woman had took pity on me and let me kip in her room and there was about 8 of them in there.

Once I'd woken up and said hello to them all she walked me to reception to help me get my room number amd then took me back my room, knocked on the door, my mate answered and she went 'delivery' and I appeared looking very sheepish.

Only thing he said to me was 'please tell me you never banged that'.

*definitely not

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Posted by Heisenberg Blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Heisenberg+Blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:09 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Just locked all my doors and windows.

"When I think of Everton, I think of Howard Kendall"

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Posted by GwladysTreat <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GwladysTreat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 3:57 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Fuck me mate, I'd never stay out of the house or I'd at least tie myself to the bed before goign to sleep.

Social Media is the new root of all evil.

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Posted by TomOB <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TomOB' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 4:15 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

Ha ha, like a werewolf at full moon!

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Posted by Sarflondonblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Sarflondonblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 1:14 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Not my missus any more but first holiday away together ever, nice little romantic place, first night was the Villarreal game, she wasn’t exactly pleased that I spent an hour running round the resort to find a bar that would put it on (tiny place in Greece) less happy when I explained that we were going to watch it and even less happy when I was in a foul mood after and refused to go to dinner (that I had promised to if she let me watch it).

Fuck you Collina you bald bastard.

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Posted by passinginterest <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=passinginterest' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 1:08 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Where does one start..shudders

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Posted by Mr OW Bol <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Mr+OW+Bol' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 1:04 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Probably when the worms escaped in the fridge. It was like something Alfred Hitchcock would create, but with real screaming.

She tends not to mention the time I pissed in the wardrobe (it was my part of it tbf). I think she sees that as more of an embarrassment, than I do.

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Posted by StringerBellend01 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=StringerBellend01' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:57 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

With an ex. Was on holiday on a lovely Greek island Kalymnos… anyway I got up in the middle of the night and pissed in the wardrobe, made sure I sprayed everything and everywhere

I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse

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Posted by Est-1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est-1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:46 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Not now but ages ago I was lucky not to get stabbed

The initial crime was nailing her sister

What sealed my fate was telling her she was always banging on about how important family were

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXI7i1rfM6I&pp=ygUTbmlnaHQgcHJvd2xlciBhYyBkYw%3D%3D

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Posted by Bob_Ross_happy_tree <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bob_Ross_happy_tree' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:30 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

When she was pregnant with our first, I'd been the match, told her I'd be home for 7 at the latest. Ignored all texts and went on my way drinking myself into oblivion. During that evening she'd washed all the new baby clothes and had hung them to dry on a maiden in the new nursery, all these lovely pristine white tiny baby clothes. I roll in around 4am, stagger about and decide to enter the baby room and piss all over these freshly washed items. Absolute carnage when she awoke.

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Posted by Rossloboss <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Rossloboss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:37 pm, in reply to "Re: How much trouble have you "

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Re: How much trouble have you

Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:15 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Blimey , too many .

Will have to think .

Ringing her from outside our front door at 0600 on a sunday morning off my trolley saying " i still wank about you sometimes " must be up there

Re: How much trouble have you

Posted by adayinthelife <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=adayinthelife' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:14 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

i once painted the chimney breast in our house after she expressly told me not to, then spilt purple paint on the biege carpet, then rubbed it in trying to clean it and so it made it considerably worse.

still gets brought up 12 years later.

The fate of the fallen, nobody knows where I came from.
Even I have forgotten.

Re: How much trouble have you

Posted by Billybookcase <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Billybookcase' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:13 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Once put a fork in the spoon drawer.
Never again.

Re: How much trouble have you

Posted by Merseyparadise <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Merseyparadise' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:12 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

Rocked in at 2.30 the night after one of the last games last season, the Sunday of which was Mother’s Day.
Didn’t speak to me until the Wednesday.

Re: How much trouble have you

Posted by koba <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=koba' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:03 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

i ate a biscuit the other night and she went off on one for being too noisy

Re: How much trouble have you

Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 16, 2025, 12:00 pm, in reply to "How much trouble have you "

When we first dated I confused that she was from Wakefield instead of Whitehaven where shes from

Apart from that havent really got her badly fuming

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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