I'm being serious, Carrie. I have had soggy chips in England. A lot of it. But I've had nice fish and chips at a pub in London, and I didn't cost a million pounds as Emma suggested. But when I come over I will try proper places that will make it.
I haven't ordered fish and chips from these weird takeouts. I was more like doner kebabs and burgers and chips. They didn't do their chips properly.