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: battlefield 3 is like a mongoloid cartoon
: compared to this game... which is maybe more
: like a blueprint of a mid-size townships
: sewer system or if robert crum were to play
: pictionary on acid in an old abandoned
: warehouse by himself. i'ts pretty great.
:
: "more realistic," but also gets to
: the heart of the matter... because zombies
: don't exist. If you're shot, you're
: probably dead unless you get bandaged up
: real quick by yourself or somebody helping
: you. if you fall off a building, rocks,
: etc, you shatter your ankles and have to
: crawl around until you find some morphine or
: somebody bring it to you.
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: there's no point to the game. you just live
: as long as you can, as well as you can,
: until somebody shoots you or a gaggle of
: military zombies emerge from a crashed
: helicopter and corner you in a swamp.
: people make up their own stories. dicks
: 'spawn' camp the big cities with high
: powered sniper rifles from hundreds of
: meters away and wait for noobs without guns
: to make a run for the hospital... then,
: inevitably, do-gooders recognize the pattern
: of murders and come to stop them / take
: their equipment.
:
: but it is still an alpha build and full of
: painful glitches / bugs. Earlier today I
: had my first AK-74 glitch into some
: floorboards when i set it down whilst
: attempting to put a shotgun in my backpack.
: dummmb... Switching to what i thought was a
: larger pack, all of my morphine was glitched
: out of existence... Later i lag-spiked on
: some stairs in a barn and fell, breaking a
: leg or two. As the morphine had minutes
: earlier glitched out of existence i was
: forced to climb to the top of a hay bail,
: throw a circle of flares around my
: soon-to-be corpse and start firing into the
: zombies that were attracted to the red
: lights at night (why not have some target
: practice before suiciding back to the
: beach).
:
: but a few hours later i made another
: attempt... a sniper north of stary nova was
: tracking me but he was picked off by some
: guys with aks in the woods around
: grishino... i hid in some bushes giggling
: over direct chat while his corpse was
: looted. now i am at the most northern part
: of the map, with matches, a hatchet for
: wood, a knife for hunting / disemboweling,
: camped near a dam of relatively fresh
: water... now to start a new day z life, far
: from the troubles of the city, farmville
: 2.0.
:
: LIGHT, the summer sale has begun... save
: your 25% and buy the thing now. turns out my
: plan was terrible; there are no livestock
: away from cities and wild boars seem to be
: pretty random spawn; rabbits are very hard
: to catch even with 12 ping. become a food
: mule and bring me sustenance.
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