The state of John McGinn, who looked a minimum stone-and-a-half overweight. And not a stone-and-a-half overweight for an average fubbler. A stone-and-a-half overweight for John McGinn. Finally putting to bed any idea that wearing black is slimming. May as well have been wearing a refuse bag filled with suet.

United somehow being in shock that giving the gig to an ex-player who won a few end of season games rather than having been in the market for an actual manager may have been a mistake. Again.

Oli Mac showing again why he was about ninth in the pecking order behind soooper strikers Lawrie Shanks and Lyndon Dykes.

Half the league being in crisis already.

Two weeks in and having to field a makeshift centre half combination. Never change, lads, will you.