1. Hilarious how the Dutch corpse's decline is being ignored by pundits: for both of their goals, he backed off then jogged along aside/behind the play as a spectator. Glorious to see.

2. Another season of "How have they spent this much to be this shite?" beckons for United. Looking forward to Fernandes sulking for months then being declared player of the year again.

3. Slobbergob really is an objectionable cunt, isn't he? The little yap yap celebration when he scored. Telly nearly went in.

4. City looking hilariously shite in midfield - Forest have well and truly had their kecks down for Anderson. Might put the ISA on Arsenal to win the league.

5. Palace's manager looking like January Bellew after a good Christmas.