Old people who spend practically, save wisely, are old cronies. Perhaps I should apply for a few more credit cards and personal loans to make you happy.
You and your wife often make your own clothes. (I'd love to see a pair of homemade jeans or trousers, better yet some boxers and socks).
You once worked at Schnuck's and don't consider them "big box", but homey and friendly. All righty then.
You assume that I'm not charitable. I'll have you know quite the opposite is true about me.
I'll just stop there. I'm busy scanning through my four hundred channel line up to see what I'm going to watch on television tonight, while my community deteriorates, and then maybe plan some other ways to personally screw up your future.
Or I might even try to see if I can find a Butterick pattern for an old lady bra and matching panties ensemble.