"God said this would happen. Did you know that?" No Git, I didn't know that. Did God also say that if you spin, twist, and distort facts and situations or circumstances enough to support your personal agenda that it will get you through the pearly gates?
No, of course not. Is that what you heard though? Is that what happened with that article?
(One) witness, one out of how many?
I don't know it was your article.
Of course you did. You are so paranoid of witnessing anything remotely sexual, that you see it even when it isn't or in this case, wasn't there.
Oh Speaking, apparently it was according to the article. If that wasn't the implication why would they have written it?