"What about that lap dance part though? Little creepy - don't ya think?" I watched this on the news and read the article as well. I didn't see or read anything about this administrator giving anyone a lap dance. Where did you read that?
I heard on the news that in the skit he ended up sitting on a lap of the secretary at the end. But, not a single word about a "lap dance".
There goes that mind of yours again working over time to try to turn this into some sort of "nasty sexual" act. It was JUST a man being silly and dressing up and singing a Tina Turner song. Are you sure you're not really named Sybil?