Posted by Norad on May 9, 2011, 7:25 pm, in reply to "Re: Funny Letters"
Dear Tornadoes:
OK funny guys...you've slapped Granite City twice this year, and may slap us again this Thursday...
What did we do? Stop picking on us; there's no way we can kick your ass. Quit ripping roofs off and throwing them around like your personal frisbees. You arrogant loud-ass douchebags...don't you have an abandoned farmhouse to lift in the air somewhere near Carlinville?