Posted by Dr. Ray Langston on May 9, 2011, 7:14 pm, in reply to "Funny Letters"
I could come up with a few of my own.
Dear Illinois voters: Please stop electing people to statewide office, one more politican here, and we will have to start a new cellblock. --Federal prison warden
Dear God, I think there's been a mix up, paradise isn't what I expected, the 72 virigins are all 35 year old male gamers, and it's way too hot here, can you help? --Osama Bin Laden
Dear MoDOT, If the engineer that designed the On/Off ramps from the Poplar Street bridge on your side of the river is still alive, can you slap him for me? -- frustrated Illinois driver (still stuck in trafiic).