In 1994 I was 14 and umpiring solo some 3rd graders in a pitching machine game
Edited by villain on October 14, 2025, 16:55:34
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The machine isn't perfect, but you can pretty much zero it in such that it throws strikes about 90%+ of the time. There is a kid up who just will not swing at anything....he's terrified of even being in the batter's box and is probably only playing because his parents are forcing him to. I would usually give the kids a called "ball" no matter what after 2 strikes, but would also tell them they had to swing at the next one. The kid takes strike 3 looking (probably for the 3rd time that game) and the dad loses his mind at me for calling his kid out on strikes. I'm like "bro, it's a pitching machine and it's set up to throw strikes"....he demands I'm blind, it was a ball and proceeds to use lots of profanity. I tell the dad he's ejected and needs to watch from the parking lot. Dad refuses to leave and continues to lose his mind....other idiot parents from the same team continue to join in. I walk over to the coach and tell him he has 2 minutes to get his parents under control and for the dad to leave the field. Two minutes later nothing is fixed so I pull the plug on the machine, call the game, and walk to the snack stand to call my uncle who was the little league commissioner and tell him the story. The coach or assistant coach then goes nuclear after I say they've forfeited the game and HE TRIES TO FIGHT ME.....a grown man had to be held back by the opposing coaches from trying to fight an 8th grader. Long story short, the coach and parent were banned from the league thereafter....so yes, this has been going on for a long time. Failed athlete dads have a hard time accepting their boy is also going to be a failed athlete as well.
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probably just another real jerk in life

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So... I guess you are not allowed to say Fuck... - DFPS October 13, 2025, 21:48:33
- This post got sidejacked into youth sports, but hopefully you and your wife are good. - villain October 15, 2025, 12:55:03
- was this youth sports or something other? - arthurkirkland October 15, 2025, 11:11:23
- Kinda a cool aside...my son is in Parks and Rec football this year... - haighter October 14, 2025, 17:15:40
- I grew up in the shadow of the St. Francis Hospital System in Peoria. - GAIllini October 15, 2025, 10:09:27
- There we go. Local rec leagues could be great - WesMantooth October 15, 2025, 6:52:35
- They would be great again if parents would stop being fooled / guilted into the travel team scam.* - Lexillini October 15, 2025, 9:33:37
- Orange short, backwards ball cap, front and center in front of Ronnie… - haighter October 15, 2025, 9:06:14
- Awesome!* - WesMantooth October 15, 2025, 11:29:34
- Awesome. * - GAIllini October 15, 2025, 10:11:19
- Youth sports is overflowing with overzealous & vicarious parents along side shitty officiating - villain October 14, 2025, 15:26:20
- I watched a man get a police escort out of a 9U soccer game 2 weeks ago. Just walk away, breh* - fratstud October 14, 2025, 7:25:21
- Woah. Sorry dude* - AceFrehley October 14, 2025, 0:23:42
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