Sorry BE. I am in extensive discussions with Mr Chairman at the moment, ln fact we are meeting up for a liquid lunch later today to thrash out our wage structure.
It seems like players will be paid with either 5 Woodbines (can you still get them in cone shaped kali bags?), half bottles of stout, a pork pie from Shepherdson’s in Marsden or a five minute session with Sticky Vicky, the five minutes will obviously help with our fitness routine.
I am also waiting for a call from a half-time crew member who can double up as a mental heath advisor but I think he may be in France at the moment.
Don’t be tempted by the glamour of a European team, it’s much more fun at BP on a frosty late November evening in Oldham.
I’ll add your application to the agenda for today, and we might make a late swoop for your services.
(don’t hold your breath for longer than 3 seconds, it makes me go giddy)
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