Your money will have to be good Pegleg because Real Madrid have offered me 100 pesetas yes pesetas a week to sign for their walking football team they found the pesetas in a bag behind an old toilet block when it was being knocked down.The connection with Simon swung the deal as he is now a football agent.They have booked me on a one way ticket with Ryanair no private jets for me to make sure I sign before they get the return ticket.