1. In a result that came as a surprise to absolutely fucking no-one, Everton spew the chance to go sixth and build some momentum. The system and personnel worked a treat on Monday, so why change it to put O'Brien back in a position where he struggles to say the least. That said, and as much as I believe he has to go in the summer, Moyes doesn't make them pass to the opposition on the edge of the box, or forget schoolboy level basics.

2. Self-appointed hardcase Tarkowski getting bullied like a Kopite step-child by Thiago and stinking the gaff out generally. A great defender when it comes to heading away crosses and that's it: fucking shite otherwise. Berating his partner for the fourth when he was looking at him as the move developed. If he's out of position, fucking tell him. See also him blaming Iroegbunam after giving him a hospital ball for their first.

3. Grealish proving the only bright spot, demonstrating the art of shifting the ball then putting in the cross to perfection (something he could remember to do more often).

4. Any chance we can Mykolenko drafted to the frontline? Or a job playing a consumption-riddled Victorian orphan in some BBC drama?

5. Iroegbunam back to being absolutely fucking terrible again. The worth of Gueye to this side clearer with every passing game.

Overall: fucking shite.