People who fall or jump off high buildings all land in the same way, face down with one leg sort of bent at a funny angle.

People being sick do it with a coughing sound instead of a realistic spewing “huarrgghhh” noise.

All single men only have a jar of mayonnaise and one of those cardboard Chinese noodle boxes in their fridge (and a couple of bottles of beer). They will try the Chinese but it will have gone off, so they will just have a bottle of beer.

There is never any coffee in Starbucks style cups, they are always clearly too light

People order burgers and fries and don’t eat anything except a nibble on one chip which they actually use to help punctuate sentences