Well, since this is a haircut fetish message board and we are all adult males, I thought I would post this message with the hopes of getting many of you to provide any advice and suggestions for my personal issue.
Sorry if some of you may say the content is TMI, but here is the full situation.
I am not sure about some of you, but I have had this issue of having pre-ejaculate just before and during a haircut, namely if it is a super severe haircut, and also, later once I am out of the chair when viewing my severe haircut in the mirror.
Not only is it uncomfortable to sit or stand, but it is sort of embarrassing should anyone in the barbershop notice my erection and wet spot in the area of the genitals of my pants or shorts upon getting out of the barbershop chair.
I have tried the following with little to no success of reducing the pre-haircut excitement or anxiety, which I believe causes this pre-cum discomfort:
1--Placing a bit of toilet paper at the tip of my penis or wrap a bit of toilet paper around the penis. The end result trouble comes when I am in the barbershop bathroom or when at home immediately after a haircut when I notice tiny bits of toilet paper is stuck to my penis when I try to remove the white paper. As many of you know, pre-cum gets kind of sticky and hard to remove. I am left with toilet tissue stuck to my cock. So, I have to hop in the shower to wash my big man with warm water to remove the stuck paper from my cock. It would be hilarious, but for the torment I have with this issue and preventing the pre-cum on my penis in the first place.
2--I have worn regular athletic shorts over a pair of black super tight compression shorts (Spandex type that men are familiar with for workouts, biking, and running), in an effort of "keep down" my excited penis and to prevent it from releasing pre-cum. I thought it would also prevent anyone from viewing my bulge. The Spandex athletic shorts look like this:
http://bioskin.com/ultima-compression-shorts.html
When shorts are over them, my appearance looks like this with shorts over the tight biker shorts:
http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/adidas-mens-2-in-1-7-tennis-shorts-19adim2n1shrthrdybtt/19adim2n1shrthrdybtt?sku=20464054&camp=CSE:DSG_92700049053132579_pla_pla-504989434066&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIicvOhtDm6gIVT9bACh0xFgQCEAQYCiABEgLdgvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
I can tell you that my dick and balls are firmly tight within the shorts, but man its hell to sit for well over a half an hour for a haircut and try to sit still when the barber wants to run the clippers over my head. My dick is like a child who won't sit still for the barber. lol Additionally, my boys also get really stuck in position while in the chair as my erection attempts to increase and it is kind of painful. So the shorts over tight Spandex while at the barbershop did not last any more than two or three tries. And worse, the pre-cum seem to be even more noticeable in the tight fabric of the shorts.
3--I have put a Trojan condom on my cock just before the haircut. The three or four times that I have tried this effort, I would go into the barbershop's bathroom,just before it was my turn at the chair, rub my dick to get an erection (without actually masturbating) and then quickly role one down my dick, then jump in the chair for my haircut.
I got so secretly irate when at times during the haircut I lost my erection and the condom rolled down with semen coming all over within. The worst part was later on when I would remove the condom and I am left with a red ring around the base or shaft of my cock, as if I had just removed a tight rubber band off my member.
It was also sometimes painful to touch, and I could not jerk-off or engage in sex for a few days. But I really thought putting one on my erect cock before a haircut would do the trick---that was until I began to hear the clippers and witness shaggy hair peeled down onto the barber cape.
I had been with my girlfriend for two years before we became sexually active a few years ago. She is now 26 and I am now 30, and the sexual wait was well worth it. I never told her about this pre-cum issue during haircuts, however I had a few issues with Trojan condoms after performing in bed and she heard about another prophylactic that we should try.
When the time came when she ordered me to put on "the glove" before we had fun, I slipped on a very snug durable heavy-duty Magnum condom which was very pleasurable for fast aggressive deep penetration during heated sexual intercourse, that both of us loved. She would also rub and feel my ears and also my fresh flattop or skinned high and tight haircut when I was performing, which stimulated me greatly.
Sadly, we broke up last year when she did not want a long distance relationship and I did not want to get engaged within two years, but we remain friendly, and I am still good friends with her brother. But I still have the Magnum condoms. I may just try one of them on my dick at the barbershop, at least they don't leak semen down my penis when I worked the heck out it during sex and later when slipping it off my cock and it did not leave a painful ring around the shaft, which was/is a great relief.
So, setting aside these three "remedies" for barbershop pre-cum and erections, what else can I do? No, I can not get a full hard-on erection just to jerk-off to release built-up cum when in the barbershop bathroom, it would take too long. I barely have time to get hard to slip on a condom just before getting my rear-end seated in the barber chair.
I should note that it is less of an issue with pre-cum and erections when I would get business-style haircuts or the simple re-cuts of my longer-style flattop, which was more of a basic 1950s flattop, like this:
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/329396160232463388/
But when I have gotten a good military high and tight haircut or the time that I went for a St. Baldricks charity head-shave (severe close clipper shaved head), I lost it and was embarrassed if any would have seen my bulge and wet spot in my shorts. And my penis gets excited when I finally see myself in the mirror just before leaving the barbershop. It never fails, my dick releases pre-cum when viewing my skin tight haircuts and see the whitewall untanned skin where my hair was.
But I am eagerly wanting to get an ultimate razor shaved high and tight military horseshoe flattop like this:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4020/4455909615_cc961c23f3_b.jpg
I am thinking that in case the barbershop in our area closes (again) due to the health pandemic, I would get to have my dream flattop to have it last longer than my regular "boxy" flattop, that I usually get cut every other week. With a super severe horseshoe military flat, that could last me at least a month. Our local barbershop (and others as well as local hair and nail salons) had to close before (twice) after brief periods of a few days of operation when the county and state issued closure notices for the health and safety of the barbers and haircut patrons.
I read a few posted messages here about some men wanting to get extra short haircuts in the event they have to wait for untold amount of time for their barbershop to reopen. So I am taking a preventative move by just requesting a super skin tight shaved landing strip flattop and have him really take it down to the wood on top for a nice skinned landing strip.
I am gonna be super whitewalled, I know it, once I get the shaved horseshoe flattop, as I have been outside working on a fence for the dog park, pulling weeds around my mother's garden, and shooting baskets with my buddies outside on the basketball court. A nice shaved flattop will feel so cool playing ball outside. I may need some sunscreen around the ears and down the landing strip!!
The good news, my employer had IT staff come with a computer to my apartment today to get me all set so that I can work from home. I figure I would get the most severe flattop that I could only dream of and admire for many years since no one at work will see me, unless when I am on conference ZOOM or Skype calls. Maybe I will put on a ball-cap, or close the drapes and turn off the lights so that it appears as if I am in dark cave when I am on these calls and they won't be able to see my haircut. lol
But I like the idea of getting the sides and back of my head shaved for a severe flattop so then I can re-shave my head when at home during the next few months if and when the barbers are actually closed. Just whip out the Mach 3 and go to town on my head with shaving cream.
Besides, I would love to feel my smooth shaven high and tight flattop when jerking off and checking out the haircut in the mirror. I get totally excited just thinking of my impending haircut. It turns me on to see men with shaved high and tight haircuts and landing strips that are visible from a mile away. So hot!!
I am going to get the haircut either Monday or Tuesday of next week as the barber said he would probably guess that he will need to close by July 31st next week. So, I hope to hear from many of you with your own personal pre-cum/erection experiences when at the barbershop and what suggestions or helpful tips you have for the tip of my penis (excuse the pun)!!
Having glued cum stuck on my penis is no fun nor is trying to remove toilet paper off my cock. Been there, done it.
Come on, we are all anonymous males here, and no one will ask for your dick size!!
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