The post is kinda hilarious. But hey, I had the same issue when I was a younger guy getting a cut. Precum stains are embarrassing. I’ve had it happen. I tried the two ply underwear which helped, however, I learned to do other things.
Instead of relieving yourself in the barbershop bathroom, do it all at home and as many times as you need to tire yourself out. I find that works better. Wear jeans---regular fit not skinny fit, and wear a button down shirt untucked. Skip the shorts.
Have a regular conversation with the barber to keep your mind off the haircut. Just give the barber clear instructions up front and then talk about something else. Talk about something else until you pay and say "thanks" for the haircut and that it looks awesome. Never wear khaki pants, they are too revealing. Don’t talk about the haircut while getting a cut unless if you need to clarify. Good luck with the upcoming flattop. They are the best haircut. And thank you for sharing. This is the kinda material that used to be on the boards back in the day.
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Howdy Buzzhead.
It is too bad there is not (unless there is and I am not aware) a private email or message method to send you a direct reply vs an open reply here. Got email?
I appreciate your comments and suggestions, I do, especially because I am to get a very severe shaved high and tight horseshoe flattop haircut early next week in case the barbershops around here close as some are expecting them to be; and just as I expect to have another episode of uncontrollable erections and irritating pre-ejaculate fluid issues in my underwear and/or shorts.
No worry about khaki pants or shorts, as I don't usually wear my work dress pants to the barbers. Mostly it is regular fit Levi jeans or cut off jean shorts or athletic shorts over tight white or black Spandex shorts, which-ever is handy to jump into just before heading to the barbershop.
It was interesting to read that you too, when younger, had this same pre-cum in pants/shorts situation in relation to haircuts and being in the barbershop chair. Can I ask at what ages, and how did you first detect it was happening to you, and what haircuts were you getting at the time, and if it varied, were you able, as I have, which style haircuts provoke this embarrassing (especially if someone notices) situation?
For me, my twice-a-month regular boxy flattops are less of a trigger than when I had my military high and tights (especially when I went brave for all over razored to the skin sides and back in the summertime) or a shorter flattop. Which is why I can predict now that my penis will be very excited when I get my shaved horseshoe landing strip flattop. I can't wait as I will not have to show up for work, or be around many people to totally enjoy the most severe flattop cut I have long anticipated and admired.
It will be a challenge when in the chair, and not sure what conversation I can have with or without a mask on, and keep my mind on chatting vs the in-the-moment sensations and enjoyment of the clippering and shaving. By the way, had you tried the condom over cock attempt when you were younger?
By the way, I am curious to hear Buzzhead why you say flattop are the best haircut for men. Any flattop or a certain length flat?
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