Posted by machine_easy2 on January 4, 2014, 10:47 am, in reply to "saying"
Colder than a bucket of penguin chit?
They claim it's going to get so cold monday, I should be able to cut glass with my nipples... Why do guys have nipples anyway?
The good news is, although it will be as cold as an eskimos outhouse, they are not projecting temperatures to get as cold as a tax collectors heart.
Even though we might see a gut-shot b!tch wolf dog with nine sucking pups dragging a No. 4 trap up a hill in the dead of a winter in a snowstorm with a mouthful of porcupine quills kind of cold, I doubt we see a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
on January 4, 2014, 10:47 am, in reply to "