I've just gotta ask you Norad, what the hell happened to you? Did something happen in your life that took you from a pleasant, amusing personality to a full blown grouchy cynic.
Unless the topic is based around wind, rain, thunder and lightening, you can be a real assh*le.
What ever its worth, I hope whatever crawled up your butt and transformed your life or at the very least your personality into someone who lives to piss on anybody and everybody's parade, I wish you the best of luck of it crawling back out someday.
Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas, but most of all, Happy Shopping!