Screw Black Friday shopping. That day has always struck me as a day for robotic, mindless clowns who obey everything that the TeeVee tells them to do. It's embarrassing.
"OOO OOO I HAVE TO BE A PART OF THIS EVENT BECAUSE TEEVEE TOLD ME TOO! WOOOHOO LETS GO SHOPPING!!!
Go look up 'Black Friday Stampede' on YouTube and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Get a grip, folks. There are a hundred different options for shopping that don't involve standing in a line of selfish 'LOOK AT ME I'M SHOPPING ON BLACK FRIDAY!!!' morons at four in the morning.
It's a stupid concept practiced by stupid Americans.