How is that you have a good idea of who my professor is based on a message board post? Are you saying that there is a particularly "####ty" anesthesia professor, and is this what you're going to tell her husband? "Hey, I know your wife gets pretty flirty around some of the AA students, and she might be having an affair with this guy posting on a message board?"

Obviously, nobody else has gotten caught up in this kind of situation because if they had, they wouldn't be making all sorts of wisecracks and threats.