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I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:34:39
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Something is coming.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

LA is toast. I have to sell my house now.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 3, 2026, 23:01:02, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

Not to leave. But property tax are going to crater. Congrats Blackrock.

What prop are you referring to? *

Posted by haighter User icon on November 3, 2026, 23:36:13, in reply to "LA is toast. I have to sell my house now. "
Boo Haighter

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Not to leave. But property tax are going to crater. Congrats Blackrock.

No looks good for now. *

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 3, 2026, 23:54:47, in reply to "What prop are you referring to? *"

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Not to leave. But property tax are going to crater. Congrats Blackrock.

Nythia Raman is going to win.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 3, 2026, 23:53:45, in reply to "What prop are you referring to? *"

There were very few races I cared about and all of them are lost.

Sayed and Raman were the only ones that I was really concerned about. We are fucked. Maybe we can recover the way that SF has.

I’m need to start looking at prop 40.

Yea…from results so far we just doubled down on making a strong mayor type system…

Posted by haighter User icon on November 4, 2026, 00:22:22, in reply to " Nythia Raman is going to win. "
Boo Haighter

…and giving Daniel Lurie everything he wants.

I’ve been saying for years that Berkeley is what people think San Francisco is. For a majority of the time I’ve lived here it’s trended rightward from its left/progressive stereotype.

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Checking in on the funeral here*

Posted by JeffFrank User icon on November 3, 2026, 21:58:09, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."
Ish Cookoff Champion 2016

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Illiniphil is a mindless robot

Texas going blue will moon my investment in SC. I fucking love it*

Posted by fratstud User icon on November 4, 2026, 05:14:52, in reply to "Checking in on the funeral here*"
Go Zags!

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"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

Nice job on your senate race!*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on November 4, 2026, 07:35:17, in reply to "Texas going blue will moon my investment in SC. I fucking love it*"
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

The legacy party had been warned for 6 years to get rid of Lindsey and

Posted by fratstud User icon on November 4, 2026, 08:19:55, in reply to "Nice job on your senate race!*"
Go Zags!

putting up his sister wasn't what that faction wanted. People are sick of RINOs. The pendulum always swings.

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"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

Politics isn’t our religion*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 3, 2026, 22:18:45, in reply to "Checking in on the funeral here*"

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market futures crashing. japan down 4. trying to figure out why*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on November 3, 2026, 20:39:09, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

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F ATL

and all a voter needs to do is to go deep inside a major us city to see

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on November 3, 2026, 21:03:17, in reply to "market futures crashing. japan down 4. trying to figure out why*"

where this irresponsible voting leads.

playoff rondo out

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F ATL

the funniest thing in all this is the anti data center nonsense. it’s almost as bad as the anti vaxx

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on November 3, 2026, 20:59:56, in reply to "market futures crashing. japan down 4. trying to figure out why*"

both rooted in utter nonsense

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F ATL

And almost all funding for the anti-data center campaign in this country comes from . . .

Posted by Lexillini User icon on November 3, 2026, 23:58:32, in reply to "the funniest thing in all this is the anti data center nonsense. it’s almost as bad as the anti vaxx"
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. . . one foreign entity. Which is building data centers in its country as quickly as possible.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

nuke iran !

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on November 3, 2026, 20:57:31, in reply to "market futures crashing. japan down 4. trying to figure out why*"

get it done don!

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F ATL

ASSx2 is confident in a blue tsunami

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on November 3, 2026, 18:44:55, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

I think the Dems take the house but Republicans hold the senate

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

Also, i can deal with losing the senate as long as Sayed loses.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 3, 2026, 18:59:32, in reply to "ASSx2 is confident in a blue tsunami "

and Talarico. The rest? Whatever.

Elf Sayed cruises to victory

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on November 4, 2026, 05:31:18, in reply to "Also, i can deal with losing the senate as long as Sayed loses. "

WTF?

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and Talarico. The rest? Whatever.

Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

Lol. Loser.*

Posted by BLMatters User icon on November 3, 2026, 20:27:49, in reply to "Also, i can deal with losing the senate as long as Sayed loses. "

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and Talarico. The rest? Whatever.

I'm a loser because I don't want a Jew hater in office?

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 3, 2026, 20:30:10, in reply to "Lol. Loser.*"

That's an odd thing to say.

I think it's hilarious because dudes like Sumner Redstone and Michael Eisner

Posted by fratstud User icon on November 4, 2026, 08:49:21, in reply to "I'm a loser because I don't want a Jew hater in office? "
Go Zags!

had a substantial role in creating this monster by using the last days of the mass media cudgel to radicalize the youth into the cult of diversity and victimology. Seeing it turned around is literally one of the most hilarious societal trends I have ever witnessed. "They'll never put us on the wall."

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That's an odd thing to say.

"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

Fine with me. Though can't they still block judges even if they don't have the majority?*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 3, 2026, 18:54:50, in reply to "ASSx2 is confident in a blue tsunami "

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I think the Dems take the house but Republicans hold the senate

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I found this funny

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 3, 2026, 14:50:11, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

Yes I know it's not the race.

NJ Senator Chris Murphy had a stroke.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 1, 2026, 15:03:28, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

I'm sure we'll see celebration in the streets like we did when Lindsay Graham died.

No we won't.

I won't celebrate in the streets or anywhere else for that matter.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on November 2, 2026, 10:09:47, in reply to "NJ Senator Chris Murphy had a stroke. "
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But I also won't shed a single tear for that tyrannical jerk and his hatred of the 2nd Amendment.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

It’s not just 2nd Amendment he’s a Bolshevik*

Posted by DouchieHowser User icon on November 3, 2026, 14:26:14, in reply to "I won't celebrate in the streets or anywhere else for that matter."

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But I also won't shed a single tear for that tyrannical jerk and his hatred of the 2nd Amendment.

He is undeniably terrible.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on November 3, 2026, 14:30:28, in reply to "It’s not just 2nd Amendment he’s a Bolshevik*"
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But I also won't shed a single tear for that tyrannical jerk and his hatred of the 2nd Amendment.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

i’ll celebrate in the streets when ATL dies. guaranteed *

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on November 2, 2026, 16:42:55, in reply to "I won't celebrate in the streets or anywhere else for that matter."

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But I also won't shed a single tear for that tyrannical jerk and his hatred of the 2nd Amendment.

F ATL

It should replace Juneteenth as a national holiday *

Posted by kokomojo User icon on November 3, 2026, 09:52:51, in reply to "i’ll celebrate in the streets when ATL dies. guaranteed *"

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But I also won't shed a single tear for that tyrannical jerk and his hatred of the 2nd Amendment.

I just saw a clip of that jerk. Didn’t look like someone near a bad health event

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on November 2, 2026, 09:05:18, in reply to "NJ Senator Chris Murphy had a stroke. "

Guessing he’s around 53?

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I'm sure we'll see celebration in the streets like we did when Lindsay Graham died.

No we won't.

Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

Exactly 53. My age-dar is accurate*

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on November 2, 2026, 09:06:58, in reply to "I just saw a clip of that jerk. Didn’t look like someone near a bad health event"

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Guessing he’s around 53?

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I'm sure we'll see celebration in the streets like we did when Lindsay Graham died.

No we won't.

Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

This Chris Murphy? Might need to amend your post because I'm laughing my ass off:

Posted by fratstud User icon on November 2, 2026, 08:59:05, in reply to "NJ Senator Chris Murphy had a stroke. "
Go Zags!

"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

Fuck you Carl! His wife is a Jew

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on November 1, 2026, 11:55:38, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/msg/1793555395.html

What a pathetic libtard.

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

Now they are calling her a Fetterman.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 1, 2026, 17:59:49, in reply to "Fuck you Carl! His wife is a Jew"

https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/msg/1793571007.html

They don't know what the Democratic party stands for. This version of it is not the party of FDR. Not JFK. Not even WJC.

They have lost their minds.

I don't worry. I know who has the guns.

We should be so lucky she’s a Fetterman*

Posted by OskeeWowWowDig User icon on November 1, 2026, 18:58:02, in reply to "Now they are calling her a Fetterman. "

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I agree. But Fetterman is a Republican now.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 1, 2026, 19:00:29, in reply to "We should be so lucky she’s a Fetterman*"

The current state of the Democratic party is far left. And if you are not in lockstep, you are the enemy. Fucking communists.

Yup yup*

Posted by OskeeWowWowDig User icon on November 1, 2026, 19:35:37, in reply to "I agree. But Fetterman is a Republican now. "

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The current state of the Democratic party is far left. And if you are not in lockstep, you are the enemy. Fucking communists.

Steven's fiance is Jewish and has already endorsed Rogers*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on November 1, 2026, 14:59:43, in reply to "Fuck you Carl! His wife is a Jew"

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What a pathetic libtard.

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So gross - all of those terrorist supporters.Good for Stevens to put morals over party*

Posted by OskeeWowWowDig User icon on November 1, 2026, 12:05:25, in reply to "Fuck you Carl! His wife is a Jew"

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What a pathetic libtard.

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11-Han Omar’s brother/husband is gay!

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on October 31, 2026, 02:49:25, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

You can’t make this up

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

Costco was almost sold out

Posted by DouchieHowser User icon on October 30, 2026, 17:05:20, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

I bought about a week’s worth. I think it’s just good to have.

Weird stuff going on in Poland. It really does seem like something big will happen but when it does I don’t think there will be any warning.

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God bless Poland. EU attempting a coup

Posted by DouchieHowser User icon on October 30, 2026, 20:47:29, in reply to "Costco was almost sold out"

Maybe fortunate they’re rushing it as the Indians Poland was letting in would’ve turned the country into a toilet if given enough time.

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Thanks to my pool and distiller I have enough water for over a dozen people for a year, a couple of

Posted by groupguy User icon on October 29, 2026, 17:10:35, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

whom can be armed security. Like a mini-version of Homestead.

If shit goes down, you have with some guns, and screw the pooch, message me.

Question about water storage

Posted by Potomac User icon on October 29, 2026, 18:00:49, in reply to "Thanks to my pool and distiller I have enough water for over a dozen people for a year, a couple of"

I just got some containers of the right kind plastic to hold water in a modest supply. What do you put in your water? I have put a tiny amount of chlorine in the past, and wonder what current thinking is for drinking water. I’m not worried about some other water I have for other uses.

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whom can be armed security. Like a mini-version of Homestead.

If shit goes down, you have with some guns, and screw the pooch, message me.

I think the correct answer is bleach with approximately 1 tablespoon per 15 or 20 gallons

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 18:25:34, in reply to "Question about water storage"
Stupidhead

But I would definitely look it up to make sure the ratio is right.

There are other premade solutions you could buy for cheap that prohibit bacteria growth… just search them up on Amazon

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whom can be armed security. Like a mini-version of Homestead.

If shit goes down, you have with some guns, and screw the pooch, message me.

probably just another real jerk in life

I’m going to pick up a bunch of bottled water tonight

Posted by DouchieHowser User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:17:41, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

I was just thinking people are going crazy and it seems like the world might be ending as we know it.

I’ve been thinking societal collapse may be coming soon. Time for a revolution of some sort. Could be triggered by currency collapse or WWIII or combination of both.

I almost bought some water during lunch while at the grocery store.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:26:33, in reply to "I’m going to pick up a bunch of bottled water tonight"
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But then I was like, "Nah. I have guns. I will just take what I need from people who do not."

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

just what big water wants you to do. i have zero doubts this is a big water false flag*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:20:37, in reply to "I’m going to pick up a bunch of bottled water tonight"

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F ATL

Lol*

Posted by DouchieHowser User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:38:43, in reply to "just what big water wants you to do. i have zero doubts this is a big water false flag*"

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When 30 days go by and nothing happened, remember how gullible and foolish you are

Posted by BLMatters User icon on October 29, 2026, 13:49:03, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

Because it won’t, and you are.

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Do you admit global warming is a hoax?

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:33:09, in reply to "When 30 days go by and nothing happened, remember how gullible and foolish you are"

Just another way libtards steal taxpayer money

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Because it won’t, and you are.

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

It’s better to be prepared shittard*

Posted by DouchieHowser User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:18:05, in reply to "When 30 days go by and nothing happened, remember how gullible and foolish you are"

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Because it won’t, and you are.

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No one is claiming anything is going to happen in 30 days.

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:25:41, in reply to "When 30 days go by and nothing happened, remember how gullible and foolish you are"
Stupidhead

But it's undeniable that over a dozen western governments have quietly issued warning to citizens to be prepared with emergency supplies meant to last X amount of days.

An announcement like that doesn't just happen, so when they do, you should listen. If the government thought there was a 3% chance of SHTF, this is what they'd do. It likely won't happen, but there is enough of a probability that they felt it necessary to do so.

Also, when a group of largely successful people all come to independent conclusions that one thing is worth doing, it's probably worth doing.

This is just insurance. I spend a couple of grand a year on car insurance so spending a couple of grand on food and supplies I'll use eventually isn't something crazy, it's preparedness....you seem like the type of dirtbag who doesn't carry car insurance though, so I'm sure that's why you are having a tough time digesting this.

probably just another real jerk in life

Don’t you need a car to have car insurance?

Posted by kokomojo User icon on October 30, 2026, 04:47:28, in reply to "No one is claiming anything is going to happen in 30 days."

I’m not sure anyone insures skateboards.
Nor the stolen shopping cart he hauls around all his worldly possessions

Excellent point and valid *

Posted by villain User icon on October 30, 2026, 13:45:38, in reply to "Don’t you need a car to have car insurance?"
Stupidhead

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I’m not sure anyone insures skateboards.
Nor the stolen shopping cart he hauls around all his worldly possessions

probably just another real jerk in life

that is deniable. there aren't any good news sources that confirm this

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:22:38, in reply to "No one is claiming anything is going to happen in 30 days."

please post links if you have seen any. i haven't.

Sometimes its what isn't said that is the tip off.

Posted by Figs User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:54:25, in reply to "that is deniable. there aren't any good news sources that confirm this"

And no, I'm not wearing my tin hat yet. But it does peak my interest a bit that I have heard rumblings from multiple sources, even if they are unverified.

That said, a coordinated worldwide cyber attack would have to be enormously difficult to pull off and to have enough of an effect that it would disrupt anything for more than a day or two. It would have to exploit a vulnerability that no one is even aware exists. That seems highly unlikely.

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please post links if you have seen any. i haven't.

“the intensity of a conviction that a hypothesis is true has no bearing over whether it is true or not.” - Peter Medawar

Broseph, a couple of ransomware bros in Europe shut down the god damned

Posted by fratstud User icon on October 29, 2026, 18:32:49, in reply to "Sometimes its what isn't said that is the tip off."
Go Zags!

Colonial Pipeline and it took 5 days to get it restored even after they nearly immediately paid the ransom. That is one of the most critical pieces of infrastructure in the United States because it runs from Houston across the major airport path of the Southeast and all the way up to the far northeast. Carries half the distilled petroleum for the entire eastern seaboard. They couldn't even manually operate it, once the computer was down it was bricked.

The strings that hold up industrial society are very, very fragile.

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please post links if you have seen any. i haven't.

"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

Sure. But that was two guys taking down one system.

Posted by Figs User icon on October 30, 2026, 08:42:33, in reply to "Broseph, a couple of ransomware bros in Europe shut down the god damned"

What is being rumored now is multiple groups taking down multiple organizations in a manner that would be largely unrecoverable. There would be a communication trail that would be necessary to orchestrate something of that magnitude. And that communication trail would be a vulnerability.

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please post links if you have seen any. i haven't.

“the intensity of a conviction that a hypothesis is true has no bearing over whether it is true or not.” - Peter Medawar

How long were your wife's children out of school over a virus that posed no risk to them?*

Posted by fratstud User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:24:13, in reply to "When 30 days go by and nothing happened, remember how gullible and foolish you are"
Go Zags!

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Because it won’t, and you are.

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"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

We will certainly remember how unaware and pathetic you are.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:15:44, in reply to "When 30 days go by and nothing happened, remember how gullible and foolish you are"
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Don't worry about that!

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Heh. 2nd time I've heard this in the last 24 hours.

Posted by Figs User icon on October 29, 2026, 13:26:11, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

First time was from a c-worker of mine. Retired Army living in Colorado. Apparently chatter making it's way around military types. He "strongly encouraged" me to make sure I had 30 days worth of food. I've already Lucille'd my old bat since I don't own a gun.

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“the intensity of a conviction that a hypothesis is true has no bearing over whether it is true or not.” - Peter Medawar

I love that idea for a home weapon since I still haven't pulled the trigger on

Posted by OskeeWowWowDig User icon on October 29, 2026, 13:39:18, in reply to "Heh. 2nd time I've heard this in the last 24 hours."

a FOID card & supplies.

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If you had been here a couple of weekends ago for the Court Days festival . . .

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:19:44, in reply to "I love that idea for a home weapon since I still haven't pulled the trigger on"
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. . . you could have obtained virtually anything you wanted. King Pritzger will never find out what you own.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Dayum……Lex, you gotta let me know for the next one. Might make a double trip out of it, guns and

Posted by harb99 User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:50:44, in reply to "If you had been here a couple of weekends ago for the Court Days festival . . ."
a CM calendar at work is A-OK

Bourbon Distilleries. Two of my favorite things.

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. . . you could have obtained virtually anything you wanted. King Pritzger will never find out what you own.

"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

It's a can't miss festival for me. About 40 minutes down the interstate from Lexington.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:20:19, in reply to "Dayum……Lex, you gotta let me know for the next one. Might make a double trip out of it, guns and "
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Always the 2nd or 3rd weekend of October. I've been attending just about every year since the mid-90s. The gun scene is wild. All kinds of horse trading going on. Admittedly, a lot of crap and ridiculous asking prices but also some gems which makes the hunt worthwhile. I came home with something new.

Also, Mt. Sterling where this takes place is home to my AK guy / armorer, Meridian Ordnance. Listening to him bitch about all the people buying shitty used firearms at the festival rather than from him is worth the drive alone. https://meridianordnance.com/

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I bought one of these AR-15s that Meridian builds in-house.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:25:22, in reply to "It's a can't miss festival for me. About 40 minutes down the interstate from Lexington."
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https://www.facebook.com/meridianordnance/photos/meridian-mo15e-cusom-145-carbine-featuring-colt-upper-ba-barrel-bcm-rail-and-the/1347923895337715/

Similar to the one in this picture. Mike was practically giving it away. I could not say no.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

*gets shot from 20 feet away*

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:19:01, in reply to "I love that idea for a home weapon since I still haven't pulled the trigger on"
Stupidhead

Dude, go buy a 9mm and 500 rounds of ammo today. A bat wrapped in barbwire isn't going to do anything for you in a SHTF scenario.

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probably just another real jerk in life

*speaks in pump action* *

Posted by haighter User icon on October 30, 2026, 09:39:30, in reply to "*gets shot from 20 feet away*"
Boo Haighter

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Dude, go buy a 9mm and 500 rounds of ammo today. A bat wrapped in barbwire isn't going to do anything for you in a SHTF scenario.

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a FOID card & supplies.

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ar-15. you'll need to take on hoards. glock won't do shit.*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:23:36, in reply to "*gets shot from 20 feet away*"

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Dude, go buy a 9mm and 500 rounds of ammo today. A bat wrapped in barbwire isn't going to do anything for you in a SHTF scenario.

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a FOID card & supplies.

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well sir, I have both, among others.

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 17:26:40, in reply to "ar-15. you'll need to take on hoards. glock won't do shit.* "
Stupidhead

I also assure you that 9mms will, in fact, stop quite a bit of shit.

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Dude, go buy a 9mm and 500 rounds of ammo today. A bat wrapped in barbwire isn't going to do anything for you in a SHTF scenario.

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a FOID card & supplies.

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probably just another real jerk in life

You're right. I know you're right. I need to do the FOID thing first*

Posted by OskeeWowWowDig User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:33:19, in reply to "*gets shot from 20 feet away*"

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Dude, go buy a 9mm and 500 rounds of ammo today. A bat wrapped in barbwire isn't going to do anything for you in a SHTF scenario.

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a FOID card & supplies.

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Tell you what I am going to do. I have a gently used Glock 19 Gen 3.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:54:11, in reply to "You're right. I know you're right. I need to do the FOID thing first*"
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Only shot on Saturdays. I will come up to where you live and leave a closed bag on your driveway late one night. Maybe the Glock is in the bag. Maybe it isn't. You know what I'm saying.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Best day to do that was yesterday

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:34:31, in reply to "You're right. I know you're right. I need to do the FOID thing first*"
Stupidhead

2nd best day to do that is today.

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Dude, go buy a 9mm and 500 rounds of ammo today. A bat wrapped in barbwire isn't going to do anything for you in a SHTF scenario.

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a FOID card & supplies.

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Something is coming.

probably just another real jerk in life

Don't tell Ace. Let him suffer.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 13:37:36, in reply to "Heh. 2nd time I've heard this in the last 24 hours."
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Something is coming.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

there is nothing happening. I can't find one reputable news source on this*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:21:32, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

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Something is coming.

Tell me more...Conflict with Iran? Something more domestic?*

Posted by OskeeWowWowDig User icon on October 29, 2026, 11:42:39, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

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Something is coming.

Nothing is happening. This is all internet junk

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:23:07, in reply to "Tell me more...Conflict with Iran? Something more domestic?*"

And believe me, I'm a tin foil hate wearing mofo.

also. get your flu and covid shot. anyone out ages that don’t are retards

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:21:28, in reply to "Nothing is happening. This is all internet junk"

and double retard if you don’t get a shingles vax

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And believe me, I'm a tin foil hate wearing mofo.

F ATL

Got my flu shot last week at the office. "Would you also like a Covid shot?"

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 17:25:31, in reply to "also. get your flu and covid shot. anyone out ages that don’t are retards"
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GO TO HELL!

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

it’s one of the craziest us vs them things i’ve seen. and my side is on the dumb side*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on October 29, 2026, 18:29:49, in reply to "Got my flu shot last week at the office. "Would you also like a Covid shot?""

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GO TO HELL!

F ATL

There is only a 99.999% chance I will survive!*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 30, 2026, 09:50:35, in reply to "it’s one of the craziest us vs them things i’ve seen. and my side is on the dumb side*"
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GO TO HELL!

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

same with most every vax. why out side has this insane asterisk for covid is so odd *

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on October 30, 2026, 10:44:11, in reply to "There is only a 99.999% chance I will survive!*"

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GO TO HELL!

F ATL

covid shot is stupid. flu shot is stupid. i'll never take them

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 30, 2026, 12:21:41, in reply to "same with most every vax. why out side has this insane asterisk for covid is so odd *"

i need to get my shingles though. that is necessary.

I got both shingle shots. I think I’m done with flu shots. Not doing another COVID shot ever. *

Posted by harb99 User icon on October 30, 2026, 12:51:43, in reply to "covid shot is stupid. flu shot is stupid. i'll never take them"
a CM calendar at work is A-OK

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i need to get my shingles though. that is necessary.

"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

You know that is not true. Come on now.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 30, 2026, 10:45:52, in reply to "same with most every vax. why out side has this insane asterisk for covid is so odd *"
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GO TO HELL!

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

You'd look good in foil*

Posted by OskeeWowWowDig User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:41:41, in reply to "Nothing is happening. This is all internet junk"

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And believe me, I'm a tin foil hate wearing mofo.

And slathered in butter.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:52:47, in reply to "You'd look good in foil*"
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And believe me, I'm a tin foil hate wearing mofo.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

You kinky motherfucker. I'm flattered but i just don't swing that way*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:56:09, in reply to "And slathered in butter.*"

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And believe me, I'm a tin foil hate wearing mofo.

literally laughing out loud...needed that. Thanks!*

Posted by OskeeWowWowDig User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:58:34, in reply to "You kinky motherfucker. I'm flattered but i just don't swing that way* "

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And believe me, I'm a tin foil hate wearing mofo.

Post your favorite memories of Ace here.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:40:28, in reply to "Nothing is happening. This is all internet junk"
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That one time he stubbornly ignored a clear and present danger.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I mean, even if he was prepped moderately, his chances of survival in LA have to be grim.

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:15:23, in reply to "Post your favorite memories of Ace here."
Stupidhead

You aren't escaping LA alive. Huge mountain range on one side, ocean on the other.

20 million starving people are going to literally fight TTD with one another for supplies that will be exhausted in under a week. Bands of roving gangs would be going door to door to find anyone who has stocked up.

Places like NYC, LA, Chicago, Houston, Miami, etc would be hellscapes if the grid went down and trucks quit bringing food and water.

RIP Ace.

probably just another real jerk in life

even an illegal ar-15 wouldn't save me. i wish i had the money to build a safe room in my crawlspace

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:41:26, in reply to "I mean, even if he was prepped moderately, his chances of survival in LA have to be grim."

that would be cool. with a trapdoor and everything. my neighbor has a trapdoor wine cellar. i'm so jealous. i would convert it immediately if i had that house. i wanted to buy it but it was out of our price range when it was for sale a few years back. it's a lot like my house just bigger.

And I'm not going out there to get him!*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:16:54, in reply to "I mean, even if he was prepped moderately, his chances of survival in LA have to be grim."
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

you would be the embodiment of sending lawyers guns and money

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:42:10, in reply to "And I'm not going out there to get him!*"

assuming you're not broke.

I'm not going to get anyone other than my wife and two kids....and Stan,

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:31:01, in reply to "And I'm not going out there to get him!*"
Stupidhead

my dog.

If my MIL was in Montana at the time, I'd go get her....but if she were in Arizona, then that's a mission with too much risk and low probability of success to take on.

All of my other family is too far away to risk.

probably just another real jerk in life

Dear mom, dad and little sister. I told you all to leave Illinois years ago.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:55:32, in reply to "I'm not going to get anyone other than my wife and two kids....and Stan,"
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You're on your own!

Actually, I think my sister and her family will survive. Mom and dad are goners, however.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Supposedly massive, coordinated global cyberattacks.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:07:18, in reply to "Tell me more...Conflict with Iran? Something more domestic?*"
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Something is coming.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Like the ones that took out Pentagon freezers.

Posted by DouchieHowser User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:19:25, in reply to "Supposedly massive, coordinated global cyberattacks.*"

It’s crazy those were ever connected to the internet

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Something is coming.

If they wanna go ahead and Fight-Club my HELOC I'd be much obliged. *

Posted by haighter User icon on October 29, 2026, 13:41:08, in reply to "Supposedly massive, coordinated global cyberattacks.*"
Boo Haighter

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Something is coming.

I certainly won't miss my mortgage if it is deleted.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:12:40, in reply to "If they wanna go ahead and Fight-Club my HELOC I'd be much obliged. *"
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Something is coming.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

What does 30 days of ammunition look like? Could be very little, could be a cache bigger

Posted by fratstud User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:48:34, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."
Go Zags!

than my $4k investment in 5.56 and 7.62.

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Something is coming.

"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

30 days of the Battle of Stalingrad*

Posted by IlliniOllie User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:23:50, in reply to "What does 30 days of ammunition look like? Could be very little, could be a cache bigger"

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than my $4k investment in 5.56 and 7.62.

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Something is coming.

*dusts off German K-98*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 13:38:49, in reply to "30 days of the Battle of Stalingrad*"
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*laughs at Mosin Nagant*

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Depends upon the amount of deranged left wing domestic terrorists you are likely to encounter.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:53:09, in reply to "What does 30 days of ammunition look like? Could be very little, could be a cache bigger"
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I always assume the worst.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Good point….probably should increase things by 20%

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:58:52, in reply to "Depends upon the amount of deranged left wing domestic terrorists you are likely to encounter."
Stupidhead

For safety

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I always assume the worst.

probably just another real jerk in life

Is 13,000 rounds enough?

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:50:08, in reply to "What does 30 days of ammunition look like? Could be very little, could be a cache bigger"
Stupidhead

Asking for a friend.

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than my $4k investment in 5.56 and 7.62.

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Something is coming.

probably just another real jerk in life

Answering for a friend who has stockpiled something around that figure, yes.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:55:04, in reply to "Is 13,000 rounds enough?"
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Asking for a friend.

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than my $4k investment in 5.56 and 7.62.

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Something is coming.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I’ve been paying attention to the tea leaves online for the past week

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:42:41, in reply to "I hope each and every one of you has stockpiled at least 30 days of food, water and ammunition."

It’s a bit unnerving.

It reminds me of pre-covid. Back then I knew something was coming a month before it did. It was 100% telegraphed just like this. I had all types of food, supplies, and equipment ready to go weeks before the media uttered the word covid.

This time it’s way more blatant. A dozen western countries all quietly warning citizens to have X days of food/water….US military bases preparing to support themselves independently for 90 days.

That alone tells me to be ready for double that.

probably just another real jerk in life

Lol. You’re fucked up beyond all measure*

Posted by BLMatters User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:54:59, in reply to "I’ve been paying attention to the tea leaves online for the past week "

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It’s a bit unnerving. It reminds me of pre-covid. Back then I knew something was coming a month before it did. It was 100% telegraphed just like this. I had all types of food, supplies, and equipment ready to go weeks before the media uttered the word covid.
This time it’s way more blatant. A dozen western countries all quietly warning citizens to have X days of food/water….US military bases preparing to support themselves independently for 90 days. That alone tells me to be ready for double that.

Sure, but if shtf, my family and I will bug out to our remote

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:57:26, in reply to "Lol. You’re fucked up beyond all measure*"
Stupidhead

Lake house with all the supplies needed to survive relatively comfortably for a year. You’ll be rotting in a ditch by Tuesday.

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probably just another real jerk in life

Another dynamite drive by by our resident California dipshit.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:55:57, in reply to "Lol. You’re fucked up beyond all measure*"
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Yoyomatters?*

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on October 29, 2026, 11:58:25, in reply to "Another dynamite drive by by our resident California dipshit.*"

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

Fanin*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:06:25, in reply to "Yoyomatters?*"
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I always though blm was Halman?....that big dopey wanna be chef guy that clearly had mental issues*

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:09:42, in reply to "Fanin*"
Stupidhead

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probably just another real jerk in life

no. halman isn't this toxic. it's fanin. a total loser who has nothing better to do with his life

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:25:44, in reply to "I always though blm was Halman?....that big dopey wanna be chef guy that clearly had mental issues*"

i think he's even banned at the other board for being a titanic asshole. just like his wife's. she's all prolapsed from taking his alleged huge cock in there so much.

You just described both of them.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:16:12, in reply to "I always though blm was Halman?....that big dopey wanna be chef guy that clearly had mental issues*"
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

is he the one that had sex with his grandma?*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:20:43, in reply to "Fanin*"

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F ATL

Sister In Law*

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:35:26, in reply to "is he the one that had sex with his grandma?*"
Stupidhead

probably just another real jerk in life

that was mech*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:22:35, in reply to "Sister In Law*"

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F ATL

that's who I thought we were talking about.....someone fucked their grandma????*

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 17:29:16, in reply to "that was mech*"
Stupidhead

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probably just another real jerk in life

that was mech

Posted by Pooter User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:27:34, in reply to "is he the one that had sex with his grandma?*"

no it wasn't 🤣

Life is too short to waste boners

RIP, Bill.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 12:41:29, in reply to "that was mech"
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no it wasn't 🤣

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I was never a fan, but eff that pudgey liberal bitch that called his daughter*

Posted by villain User icon on October 29, 2026, 14:36:30, in reply to "RIP, Bill.*"
Stupidhead

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no it wasn't 🤣

probably just another real jerk in life

yeah. i assume she’d like a do over. she seemed pretty cool irl*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on October 29, 2026, 16:23:36, in reply to "I was never a fan, but eff that pudgey liberal bitch that called his daughter*"

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no it wasn't 🤣

F ATL

probably the worst moment of any incarnation of that board*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 29, 2026, 15:26:20, in reply to "I was never a fan, but eff that pudgey liberal bitch that called his daughter*"

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no it wasn't 🤣

Yeah. It's getting a little worrisome.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 29, 2026, 09:54:30, in reply to "I’ve been paying attention to the tea leaves online for the past week "
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

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