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State your pick

Posted by villain User icon on September 3, 2026, 12:54:38
Stupidhead

probably just another real jerk in life

#2 is median Iowa farm girl who has received inheritance and probably gives great head. I'd

Posted by fratstud User icon on September 3, 2026, 15:20:36, in reply to "State your pick"
Go Zags!

throw her on my cut diet of roto chicken and broccoli and carrots and drag her to the gym with me every day and could have those cankles worked off in 9-12 months. I pulled it off freshman year of college with one about her size and last time I checked Facebook before I got banned she was still skinny but was hitting the wall damned near as hard as the 3 car did when the 40 put him in the wall on February 18, 2001.

1 is broke looking for a meal ticket before the wall catches her. 3 is a non-starter. 4 probably divorce raped the second husband and has overspent and realized she needs to top up her portfolio.

2 is the obvious choice in this. The weight can come off easily with proper subtle shaming and a man who sets a good example. You wouldn't want to breed her, though, because statistically she is very likely to get up to the 250-275 range once she has the baby weight and baby as an excuse. I'd need to observe for a few years after weight loss and see her mother before firmly making the determination on breeding.

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"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

You sound like those dumb broads who write into advice columns

Posted by Potomac User icon on September 3, 2026, 15:59:39, in reply to "#2 is median Iowa farm girl who has received inheritance and probably gives great head. I'd "

They think they can change their boyfriends or husbands at have failed. Because they almost always fail.

But your approach is entertaining

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Spot on with #4. She's the only elimination I'd make.

Posted by villain User icon on September 3, 2026, 15:29:22, in reply to "#2 is median Iowa farm girl who has received inheritance and probably gives great head. I'd "
Stupidhead

I'm leaning towards 3, then 2...but I need to understand 3's background. Perhaps her 1st husband turned out to be gay and her 2nd cheated on her. I don't want to throw her out until I know because she may be a diamond in the rough.

I have a feeling 1 has a son named Jayden/Jaiden/J'Den, so unless proven otherwise, she's out.

probably just another real jerk in life

You'll never get the true story on the divorces, breh, and with $500k the most

Posted by fratstud User icon on September 3, 2026, 15:38:06, in reply to "Spot on with #4. She's the only elimination I'd make."
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likely scenario is she either pulled the divorce rape card too early or she was a decent contributor to the nestegg and is some insufferable gurlboss. The $2 million is a clear inheritance so when you ask for a prenup it's fine with her and you'll be able to extricate with relatively low friction if she puts the weight back on.

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Brittany Murphy. I really liked her.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:25:08, in reply to "State your pick"
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

35 with 500 k woudn't be a bad choice

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:03:30, in reply to "State your pick"

no kids. probably not looking for any but the 2 divorces is worrisome. Why 2? I mean one? No biggie. 2? Maybe it's her

that would be my pick if it was men pictured*

Posted by Mismysteri User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:21:51, in reply to "35 with 500 k woudn't be a bad choice "

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no kids. probably not looking for any but the 2 divorces is worrisome. Why 2? I mean one? No biggie. 2? Maybe it's her

ooo......see below

Posted by villain User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:25:31, in reply to "that would be my pick if it was men pictured*"
Stupidhead

https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/msg/1788458790.html

probably just another real jerk in life

yep, just did good sir!*

Posted by Mismysteri User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:26:02, in reply to "ooo......see below"

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are you kidding? At my age? 2 mil

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on September 3, 2026, 12:58:18, in reply to "State your pick"

I'm not a baller multi-millionaire like you

the 24 and 30 year old with kids, sigh. The kids would be little and i'm over that. If there was a 40 year old with kids, they'd be teens and i wouldn't have to deal with them.

2 mil buys a lot of ozempic.*

Posted by villain User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:00:28, in reply to "are you kidding? At my age? 2 mil "
Stupidhead

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probably just another real jerk in life

no thanks on bulk - I wonder why #4 had two divorces

Posted by Potomac User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:05:21, in reply to "2 mil buys a lot of ozempic.*"

Did she marry a-holes or is she the problem?

I'd just bang some hot chick at the country club*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:01:58, in reply to "2 mil buys a lot of ozempic.*"

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lolol, true*

Posted by Mismysteri User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:01:56, in reply to "2 mil buys a lot of ozempic.*"

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Here's one for you....

Posted by villain User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:06:30, in reply to "lolol, true*"
Stupidhead

probably just another real jerk in life

ha, I just saw this after answering up above. Now here I would pick Bachelor #2..

Posted by Mismysteri User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:25:36, in reply to "Here's one for you...."

although 28 at this point is way too young for me long term!

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If I outlive my wife, all that money we've saved could come in handy

Posted by Potomac User icon on September 3, 2026, 14:30:30, in reply to "ha, I just saw this after answering up above. Now here I would pick Bachelor #2.."

It would at least help my popularity in looking for companionship. Nobody wants to hang out with a broke old man.

which one went to Iowa?*

Posted by Potomac User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:15:19, in reply to "Here's one for you...."

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That 30 yr old is at least 40*

Posted by Learning_and_Labor User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:11:34, in reply to "Here's one for you...."

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that one is actually me. I just put 30 to boost my ego.*

Posted by villain User icon on September 3, 2026, 13:19:36, in reply to "That 30 yr old is at least 40*"
Stupidhead

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