deuce-ish: This is like giving tours of a distillery. I don't have to know everything...

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This is like giving tours of a distillery. I don't have to know everything...

Posted by haighter

on July 22, 2026, 16:30:29, in reply to "Wow"

Boo Haighter

I just need to know more than the people on the tour and be a generally fun person to talk to.

Hasn't failed me yet. I'm still waiting for "pony-tail guy" to walk through the door.

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Your balls must be wrinkly....'88?

Being from "Southern" Illinois, I was always presumed to having grown up on a farm....so I leaned into it and started claiming to be the heir to the 2nd largest pig farm in Illinois.

I've never actually been on a pig farm and know nothing about it, but neither did the Chicago kids so I never got questioned about the claim.

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Ace! OWW! Thoughts on converts... - haighter July 22, 2026, 11:26:02

I find that converts are often more active participants in the Jewish community - OskeeWowWowDig July 22, 2026, 13:38:50
- Similarly, virtually everyone who is a "reformed" X, is a zealot for the new cause.* - Lexillini July 22, 2026, 14:02:32
Ashkenazi Jews can look like Aryans. - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 11:45:35
- What's your guess on ratio of Jewish man & gentile woman vs. Jewish woman & gentile man?* - Potomac July 22, 2026, 13:33:03
  - Quite anecdotally in my lived experience, it's always the woman - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 14:21:05
    - One of my older bros married a jewish girl - villain July 22, 2026, 14:59:24
      - Again, it's hard for me to say. I only spoke to what I've seen* - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 15:18:59
        
        Yeah, those are my only know examples. Living in STL, HOU, MEM, and Idaho - villain July 22, 2026, 16:01:48
  - Oddly enough...every convert I've known as been a dude. * - haighter July 22, 2026, 13:37:30
- Can you eat shellfish with melted cheese on it?* - Lexillini July 22, 2026, 12:08:56
  - Yes. But only on Tuesdays* - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 12:13:58
    - Wait, I thought it was Tuesdays but only those WITH odd-numbered dates? * - osklister July 22, 2026, 14:01:41
    - Where do you keep your horns and barbed tails when you are asleep?* - Lexillini July 22, 2026, 12:16:53
      - barbed tails? that's a new one for me. - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 12:23:17
        
        My roommate and I were asked about our horns by group members while - OskeeWowWowDig July 22, 2026, 14:59:26
        
        Wow - villain July 22, 2026, 16:07:37
        
        This is like giving tours of a distillery. I don't have to know everything... - haighter July 22, 2026, 16:30:29
        
        I was the greatest computer saleman the C-U Best Buy has ever seen with that same - villain July 22, 2026, 17:36:57
        
        This is fucking wild to me...because if I tried to pass off a story like that to my 9yo... - haighter July 22, 2026, 16:03:39
        
        I told my now 10 year old 3 years ago that I attended Hogwarts - villain July 22, 2026, 16:11:50
        
        Maybe (charitably) they were referring to a Shofar? * - haighter July 22, 2026, 13:26:27
        
        No. They were not. It's a very old legend.* - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 14:19:32
- This was last Saturday but the point stands. - haighter July 22, 2026, 11:56:16
  - That's a bit iffy there. Not really supposed to be at the skatepark - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 12:16:54
    - If the kids are <13, they haven’t been bat/bar mitzvahed and so they play - OskeeWowWowDig July 22, 2026, 13:36:11
      - Other than looks...the change in name from a greek mythological one... - haighter July 22, 2026, 13:39:20
        
        Agreed. All of those names are unique.* - OskeeWowWowDig July 22, 2026, 13:43:45

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