deuce-ish: I told my now 10 year old 3 years ago that I attended Hogwarts

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I told my now 10 year old 3 years ago that I attended Hogwarts

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on July 22, 2026, 16:11:50, in reply to "This is fucking wild to me...because if I tried to pass off a story like that to my 9yo..."

Stupidhead

and that I suspected that he too had wizarding powers. He bought it then. He still wants to believe now as I've never dropped the ruse, but he's down to about 80% dad is full of shit vs. 20% well maybe.

Not sure how one gets to be 18-19 and believe that someone has horns, but the world is full of dumb and gullible people.....just look at Kentucky where the idiot boomers voted out Massie because his opponent ran ads claiming Massie was in a thruple with Ilhan Omar and AOC.

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...he'd even be like "GTFO here dad.."

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Working on a project in the basement of Illini Union in the fall of 88.

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The horns I have known about. I have know people who were asked by curious people (not being hateful) if they could see their horns. This was a mom of a friend and I was told this story many years ago.

probably just another real jerk in life

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Ace! OWW! Thoughts on converts... - haighter July 22, 2026, 11:26:02

I find that converts are often more active participants in the Jewish community - OskeeWowWowDig July 22, 2026, 13:38:50
- Similarly, virtually everyone who is a "reformed" X, is a zealot for the new cause.* - Lexillini July 22, 2026, 14:02:32
Ashkenazi Jews can look like Aryans. - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 11:45:35
- What's your guess on ratio of Jewish man & gentile woman vs. Jewish woman & gentile man?* - Potomac July 22, 2026, 13:33:03
  - Quite anecdotally in my lived experience, it's always the woman - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 14:21:05
    - One of my older bros married a jewish girl - villain July 22, 2026, 14:59:24
      - Again, it's hard for me to say. I only spoke to what I've seen* - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 15:18:59
        
        Yeah, those are my only know examples. Living in STL, HOU, MEM, and Idaho - villain July 22, 2026, 16:01:48
  - Oddly enough...every convert I've known as been a dude. * - haighter July 22, 2026, 13:37:30
- Can you eat shellfish with melted cheese on it?* - Lexillini July 22, 2026, 12:08:56
  - Yes. But only on Tuesdays* - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 12:13:58
    - Wait, I thought it was Tuesdays but only those WITH odd-numbered dates? * - osklister July 22, 2026, 14:01:41
    - Where do you keep your horns and barbed tails when you are asleep?* - Lexillini July 22, 2026, 12:16:53
      - barbed tails? that's a new one for me. - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 12:23:17
        
        My roommate and I were asked about our horns by group members while - OskeeWowWowDig July 22, 2026, 14:59:26
        
        Wow - villain July 22, 2026, 16:07:37
        
        This is like giving tours of a distillery. I don't have to know everything... - haighter July 22, 2026, 16:30:29
        
        I was the greatest computer saleman the C-U Best Buy has ever seen with that same - villain July 22, 2026, 17:36:57
        
        This is fucking wild to me...because if I tried to pass off a story like that to my 9yo... - haighter July 22, 2026, 16:03:39
        
        I told my now 10 year old 3 years ago that I attended Hogwarts - villain July 22, 2026, 16:11:50
        
        Maybe (charitably) they were referring to a Shofar? * - haighter July 22, 2026, 13:26:27
        
        No. They were not. It's a very old legend.* - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 14:19:32
- This was last Saturday but the point stands. - haighter July 22, 2026, 11:56:16
  - That's a bit iffy there. Not really supposed to be at the skatepark - AceFrehley July 22, 2026, 12:16:54
    - If the kids are <13, they haven’t been bat/bar mitzvahed and so they play - OskeeWowWowDig July 22, 2026, 13:36:11
      - Other than looks...the change in name from a greek mythological one... - haighter July 22, 2026, 13:39:20
        
        Agreed. All of those names are unique.* - OskeeWowWowDig July 22, 2026, 13:43:45

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