deuce-ish: lulz*

it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone - Playoff Rondo March 27, 2026, 15:01:56

just read he was on his phone..shocking! Just like that tugboat driver who killed 3 kids - Mismysteri April 1, 2026, 8:43:29
- only had 2 oxy left in his pocket. i’m sure he was frantically trying to score - Playoff Rondo April 1, 2026, 8:58:39
  - you'd think with his money they'd be delivered regularly or something..where he - Mismysteri April 1, 2026, 9:16:45
    - He’s kidding. Tiger has people for those things. * - AceFrehley April 1, 2026, 10:32:18
      - am i? he doesn’t have a driver. bangs dennys waitresses. he’s an everyman - Playoff Rondo April 1, 2026, 11:09:13
        
        He wasn’t racing to meet his plug.* - AceFrehley April 1, 2026, 11:10:02
FWLIW: seems some trusted friends/PR people got to him, he's not golfing right now. - osklister April 1, 2026, 8:39:11
not guilty! - Playoff Rondo March 31, 2026, 19:04:48
- a couple oxycodone in his pocket. clearly he needed moar * - Giant Dong March 31, 2026, 20:07:38
  - they gave me that after i had a third of my colon extracted a couple years ago... - Giant Dong March 31, 2026, 20:28:13
    - Worst drug I ever taken. Hated it. After surgery, got off of it as fast as I could * - AceFrehley March 31, 2026, 21:02:32
      - best drug?* - Playoff Rondo April 1, 2026, 11:06:57
        
        We talking prescription? If so Vicodin. * - AceFrehley April 1, 2026, 11:09:32
Unreal. Just pay a dam driver. * - harb99 March 27, 2026, 18:02:53
- He wasn’t partying. He’s hooked on pills* - AceFrehley March 28, 2026, 10:01:38
  - without a doubt.* - Ari Gold March 28, 2026, 10:35:08
Is Tiger going to end up with Michael Jackson legacy, sans the kids? * - kokomojo March 27, 2026, 17:13:47
and... DUI * - Giant Dong March 27, 2026, 16:11:23
- high not drunk apparently. assume he’s still addicted to pain meds* - Playoff Rondo March 27, 2026, 16:29:12
  - I can see impairment as losing control, but driving at a high speed?* - Potomac March 28, 2026, 9:12:30
    - this, he must just love to speed regardless, imo* - Mismysteri March 28, 2026, 9:34:13
      - Speeding on highways is one thing; racing through neighborhoods is much worse* - Potomac March 28, 2026, 9:55:45
        
        oh big time. My thought was more that imo painkillers don't make you want to speed thru - Mismysteri March 28, 2026, 10:00:47
  - Well, if it's legit meds he coulda taken the blood test. Say, who did he endorse as of yesterday? - osklister March 27, 2026, 17:11:54
    - If they have a substance in his system they can say he was impaired by it* - DouchieHowser March 27, 2026, 19:31:18
    - oh. i don’t think they’re legit. and you cant drive while impaired even if legit* - Playoff Rondo March 27, 2026, 17:46:35
    - but impaired and passing a car in a residential area would seem to invalidate that - Giant Dong March 27, 2026, 17:29:57
      - I think that's what is going on in FL. "Implied Consent" on the various blood tests. - osklister March 28, 2026, 8:52:44
He swerved suddenly to avoid an endangered manatee. * - osklister March 27, 2026, 15:33:11
- confused it with the waffle house waitress he is banging* - AceFrehley March 27, 2026, 15:34:32
  - Moving up in class since the last one, I guess. - osklister March 27, 2026, 16:41:55
dots - AceFrehley March 27, 2026, 15:14:51
- lulz* - Lexillini March 27, 2026, 15:17:56

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