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it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 15:01:56

i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

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Trump is King. Long live the King.

just read he was on his phone..shocking! Just like that tugboat driver who killed 3 kids

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 8:43:29, in reply to "it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone"

I swear 99% of the population can NOT put them down for 20 seconds. Anywhere, anytime.

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

only had 2 oxy left in his pocket. i’m sure he was frantically trying to score

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 8:58:39, in reply to "just read he was on his phone..shocking! Just like that tugboat driver who killed 3 kids"

from his contacts

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I swear 99% of the population can NOT put them down for 20 seconds. Anywhere, anytime.

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

ICE ICE Baby

Trump is King. Long live the King.

you'd think with his money they'd be delivered regularly or something..where he

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 9:16:45, in reply to "only had 2 oxy left in his pocket. i’m sure he was frantically trying to score"

wasn't physically going to them? But who knows..

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from his contacts

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I swear 99% of the population can NOT put them down for 20 seconds. Anywhere, anytime.

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

He’s kidding. Tiger has people for those things. *

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 10:32:18, in reply to "you'd think with his money they'd be delivered regularly or something..where he"

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wasn't physically going to them? But who knows..

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from his contacts

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I swear 99% of the population can NOT put them down for 20 seconds. Anywhere, anytime.

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

am i? he doesn’t have a driver. bangs dennys waitresses. he’s an everyman

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 11:09:13, in reply to "He’s kidding. Tiger has people for those things. *"

when it comes to vices. i think he believes it leaves less of a paper/people-trail

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wasn't physically going to them? But who knows..

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from his contacts

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I swear 99% of the population can NOT put them down for 20 seconds. Anywhere, anytime.

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

ICE ICE Baby

Trump is King. Long live the King.

He wasn’t racing to meet his plug.*

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 11:10:02, in reply to "am i? he doesn’t have a driver. bangs dennys waitresses. he’s an everyman"

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when it comes to vices. i think he believes it leaves less of a paper/people-trail

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wasn't physically going to them? But who knows..

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from his contacts

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I swear 99% of the population can NOT put them down for 20 seconds. Anywhere, anytime.

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

FWLIW: seems some trusted friends/PR people got to him, he's not golfing right now.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 8:39:11, in reply to "it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone"

Ya know, a bit late and all that but hopefully the guy gets whatever it takes to get him back on straight/narrow. Who knows, maybe that means he's not on the Tour? Or at least only does a few a year?? Moves to the Senior Tour?

Totally off the main point: if you see pics of the car overturned, either it's a brand-new gas SUV or it's an electric model. The undercarriage looks pretty darn shiny. Doubt he gets a new endorsement contract either way. :-O

not guilty!

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 31, 2026, 19:04:48, in reply to "it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone"

but taking time off to get help

makes perfect sense!

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

ICE ICE Baby

Trump is King. Long live the King.

a couple oxycodone in his pocket. clearly he needed moar *

Posted by Giant Dong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Giant+Dong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 31, 2026, 20:07:38, in reply to "not guilty!"
the full 1 cm

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but taking time off to get help

makes perfect sense!

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

Ruinis inminentibus musculi praemigrant

they gave me that after i had a third of my colon extracted a couple years ago...

when they gave it to me in the hospital i was hallucinating, and i told them... but they gave it to me anyway.

i took it home but never took a single pill.

i had pain, but had no interest in that pill.

it was actually frightening to have fake people hanging around you in bed.

Ruinis inminentibus musculi praemigrant

Worst drug I ever taken. Hated it. After surgery, got off of it as fast as I could *

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 31, 2026, 21:02:32, in reply to "they gave me that after i had a third of my colon extracted a couple years ago..."

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best drug?*

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 11:06:57, in reply to "Worst drug I ever taken. Hated it. After surgery, got off of it as fast as I could *"

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ICE ICE Baby

Trump is King. Long live the King.

We talking prescription? If so Vicodin. *

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Unreal. Just pay a dam driver. *

Posted by harb99 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=harb99' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 18:02:53, in reply to "it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone"
a CM calendar at work is A-OK

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

He wasn’t partying. He’s hooked on pills*

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 28, 2026, 10:01:38, in reply to "Unreal. Just pay a dam driver. *"

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

without a doubt.*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 28, 2026, 10:35:08, in reply to "He wasn’t partying. He’s hooked on pills*"

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

Is Tiger going to end up with Michael Jackson legacy, sans the kids? *

Posted by kokomojo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=kokomojo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 17:13:47, in reply to "it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone"

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

and... DUI *

Posted by Giant Dong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Giant+Dong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 16:11:23, in reply to "it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone"
the full 1 cm

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

Ruinis inminentibus musculi praemigrant

high not drunk apparently. assume he’s still addicted to pain meds*

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

ICE ICE Baby

Trump is King. Long live the King.

I can see impairment as losing control, but driving at a high speed?*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 28, 2026, 9:12:30, in reply to "high not drunk apparently. assume he’s still addicted to pain meds*"

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

this, he must just love to speed regardless, imo*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 28, 2026, 9:34:13, in reply to "I can see impairment as losing control, but driving at a high speed?*"

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

Speeding on highways is one thing; racing through neighborhoods is much worse*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 28, 2026, 9:55:45, in reply to "this, he must just love to speed regardless, imo*"

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

oh big time. My thought was more that imo painkillers don't make you want to speed thru

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 28, 2026, 10:00:47, in reply to "Speeding on highways is one thing; racing through neighborhoods is much worse*"

neighborhoods like a jackass..so dangerous.

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i’m sure all drug and alcohol results will be taken care of

Well, if it's legit meds he coulda taken the blood test. Say, who did he endorse as of yesterday?

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 17:11:54, in reply to "high not drunk apparently. assume he’s still addicted to pain meds*"

Before I knew it they were
gone, long gone.

If they have a substance in his system they can say he was impaired by it*

Posted by DouchieHowser <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=DouchieHowser' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 19:31:18, in reply to "Well, if it's legit meds he coulda taken the blood test. Say, who did he endorse as of yesterday?"

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Before I knew it they were
gone, long gone.

oh. i don’t think they’re legit. and you cant drive while impaired even if legit*

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 17:46:35, in reply to "Well, if it's legit meds he coulda taken the blood test. Say, who did he endorse as of yesterday?"

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Before I knew it they were
gone, long gone.

ICE ICE Baby

Trump is King. Long live the King.

but impaired and passing a car in a residential area would seem to invalidate that

Posted by Giant Dong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Giant+Dong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 17:29:57, in reply to "Well, if it's legit meds he coulda taken the blood test. Say, who did he endorse as of yesterday?"

considering it caused a serious crash....and if you refuse the test you are presumed guilty...

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I think that's what is going on in FL. "Implied Consent" on the various blood tests.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 28, 2026, 8:52:44, in reply to "but impaired and passing a car in a residential area would seem to invalidate that"

Apparently the other law down there says Tiger gets to stay in jail for either eight or twelve hours before anyone can bail his drunk/high dumb azz out.

Gonna get ten times the pub he woulda gotten had he consented to the blood test (assuming whatever he took was semi-legal).

He swerved suddenly to avoid an endangered manatee. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 15:33:11, in reply to "it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone"

Or his thirty year-younger girlfriend hit him when he was trying to drive.

confused it with the waffle house waitress he is banging*

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 15:34:32, in reply to "He swerved suddenly to avoid an endangered manatee. *"

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Or his thirty year-younger girlfriend hit him when he was trying to drive.

Moving up in class since the last one, I guess.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 16:41:55, in reply to "confused it with the waffle house waitress he is banging* "

LOL, seriously, wasn't she from IHOP or Denny's or something like that?

dots

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 15:14:51, in reply to "it seems tiger found a way to flip his suv in a 25mph neighborhood zone"

lulz*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 27, 2026, 15:17:56, in reply to "dots"
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

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