on February 10, 2026, 17:15:36, in reply to "Babylon B: U.S. Ski Team Awarded Gold Medal 4 Synchronized Screaming Abt Trump"
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of the leading candidates for next year's Super Bowl halftime show.
Ricky Ricardo: A Latin-flavored act that all demographics will love.
The lucky occupant of seat 35J section 52: They might be terrible, but we'd all tune in to see.
The Von Trapp Family Singers: Escaping over the Alps reportedly gave them unbelievable vocal stamina.
The Max Rebo Band: Featuring the beautiful vocalizations of Sy Snootles (but not the guy from the Special Edition).
Relient K: "We should get jerseys, 'cause we make a good team, but yours would look better than mine, 'cause you're outta my league." Perfection.
Dave Ramsey: It'll be electrifying to hear him lecture everyone in attendance about how much they spent on their Super Bowl tickets.
The California Raisins: A throwback to when America was a real country.
The Village People, featuring dancing by President Donald J. Trump: The ratings would be YUGE. Everyone says so.
Marco Rubio: He does everything else. Why not one more job?
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