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Because I live in Illinois, I have to do Sexual Harrasment Training EVERY YEAR. Two hours, one on not being a harasser and one on bystander intervention. Videos, but you have to watch them so you can answer questions and click arrows to proceed. It’s like the scene in Clockwork Orange, forced to watch.

So I’m watching scenarios where African Americans are told their hair is nappy, and old people are afflicted with tech jokes, and woman are creeped on… and I’m asked what am I thinking…

And I’m thinking IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT! Joke with somebody about their hair, or big titties, or that they don’t get tech even though they built their own goddam computers and IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT.

It’s a funny phrase, kinda like YOU BET YOUR ASS. And you can bet your ass I can’t take this every year.