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I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT

Posted by groupguy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=groupguy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 9:10:49

Because I live in Illinois, I have to do Sexual Harrasment Training EVERY YEAR. Two hours, one on not being a harasser and one on bystander intervention. Videos, but you have to watch them so you can answer questions and click arrows to proceed. It’s like the scene in Clockwork Orange, forced to watch.

So I’m watching scenarios where African Americans are told their hair is nappy, and old people are afflicted with tech jokes, and woman are creeped on… and I’m asked what am I thinking…

And I’m thinking IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT! Joke with somebody about their hair, or big titties, or that they don’t get tech even though they built their own goddam computers and IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT.

It’s a funny phrase, kinda like YOU BET YOUR ASS. And you can bet your ass I can’t take this every year.

YALL GON MAKE ME… *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 20:11:33, in reply to "I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT"
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Yerp *

Posted by Learning_and_Labor <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Learning_and_Labor' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 18:27:17, in reply to "I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT"

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I have to do this sort of training every year. and it's the same thing every year

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 13:04:03, in reply to "I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT"

and i've asked, if i've done this, why do i need to do it again? oh i know why...

I have to occasionally sit through both continuing legal education . . .

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 11:27:36, in reply to "I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT"
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. . . and internal legal malpractice insurance and IT intstructional seminars of this sort. Tedious.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

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Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 10:32:58, in reply to "I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT"
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Illiniphil is a mindless robot

I recall the video player that would stop if you switched windows / tabs

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 9:22:04, in reply to "I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT"

That is, if you wanted to have it play in the background while you did something useful, the course would stop.

In the time since I stopped working, I wonder if they have added content on pronouns, or what to do when your colleague Chris came to work one day and announced a gender change.

I have a few business contacts with promouns in their email signature lines.

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 12:09:55, in reply to "I recall the video player that would stop if you switched windows / tabs"
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I suspect that some of them were likely pressured or perhaps even forced to include them.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I just read a language usage book, including word choice and grammar...

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 12:45:12, in reply to "I have a few business contacts with promouns in their email signature lines."

The author is a female college professor of English and writer. She is very flexible about many open topics, language change, and peeves of others. Yet she is very insistent about certain things with an ideological bent, such as pronouns and "inclusive" topics.

Yes, pronouns is mentioned as a possible microaggression

Posted by groupguy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=groupguy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 9:33:06, in reply to "I recall the video player that would stop if you switched windows / tabs"

and if someone misgenders anyone IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT!

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hi fratstud!*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 1, 2025, 11:10:45, in reply to "Yes, pronouns is mentioned as a possible microaggression"

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and if someone misgenders anyone IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT!

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