" Football commentators" is pushing it somewhat. They commentate in the same fair and impartial way as Trump's press secretary.
This piecan status gets awarded on a weekly basis by the actual piecan, a man who has never seen us commit a foul, never seen us waste time, never seen a ref who wasn't trying to ensure we lost and who is certain that every opposition player is cheating in spite of never having heard of any of them or having the faintest clue who they are. So I think we can safely ignore his inane ramblings.