Due to events that have transpired this afternoon I am here to announce that Mr. Fife and Mr. Regis have been removed from their positions on the Board of Directors for the Mayberry Security Bank.
Again I can not offer enough praises to our Security Team headed by Mr. Asa Breeney. His fast action in responding to this event this afternoon was above and beyond the call of duty. We should all feel honored and secure in knowing we have this man guarding our money.
At Mr. Breeney's request, the Bank is not going to press charges on Mr. Fife or Mr. Regis. Mr. Breeney states that although the threat was real, Regis is basically an old man who has a long past of huffing and puffing, but not much stuffing. And Mr. Fife was lead astray by Regis has always been a follower. Mr. Breeney also said that they both will be welcome to enter the Bank as long as they check with him first.
Mr. Breeney will find a bonus in his check for his hard days work.
Thank you.
Mr. Meldrin