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Posted by Kent Hatter on 29/7/2026, 15:14:14, in reply to "Parking Wankers"
He's got anger issues The stronger the team, the stronger the team.
Re: Parking Wankers
Posted by jimmyp on 29/7/2026, 15:09:33, in reply to "Parking Wankers"
Observations:
Parking like that is probably self-defence against useless cunts who aren't able to park such that they can open their door without dinging the shit out of everything in a mile radius.
It looks like he's parked on the outskirts of the car park so, unless it actually, regularly, fills up probably not actually too much of a problem.
Parking across two bays, as far from the entrance to the shop as possible (presumably) to save him from door/trolley dings makes him smashing his wing-mirror to bits especially daft.
Sticking something that difficult to remove to someone's property probably constitutes criminal damage.
Besides, the car's done nothing wrong. If you don't like way he's parked it, tell him. Sticking shit to an innocent, otherwise inanimate, object just seems a bit shit and snide. Like keying someone's poor car because you don't like the owner. Bit wonky, can't approve.
Posted by TheDunstableWindsock on 29/7/2026, 15:23:40, in reply to "Re: Parking Wankers"
"It looks like he's parked on the outskirts of the car park so, unless it actually, regularly, fills up probably not actually too much of a problem."
Except that if its on the outskirts there's even less of a reason to worry about your 1st point who tend to be the sort of wankers who actually park on the pick-up drop-off bays or anywhere that's of least inconvenient to themselves, and most inconvenient to others. They are usually also fat cunts wearing tick prick clothing where doing a few extra steps would probably be beneficial to them.
All other points are valid according to my onions.
Indeed but even in those circumstances I park carefully because of the dicks we were talking about the other day:
Why oh why oh why, when I park miles away from everyone else in a much less than full car park do I, almost always, come back to find some dick parked right next to me, a fag-paper's width away?
One of the real problems, here, is the useless dicks from whom angry chap feels the need to protect his car. They should be made to park in batches of even smaller than standard spaces until they learn how to fucking do it or only ding each other.
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