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- Re: WALT on Osho
- WALT on Osho - Doctor Ince 12/1/2024, 9:34:18
- Re: WALT on Osho - joey diconio 12/1/2024, 10:58:42
- Re: WALT on Osho - City Gent 12/1/2024, 12:07:29
- Re: WALT on Osho - joey diconio 12/1/2024, 12:58:20
- Re: WALT on Osho - City Gent 12/1/2024, 14:44:02
- Re: WALT on Osho - joey diconio 12/1/2024, 14:58:27
- Re: WALT on Osho - City Gent 12/1/2024, 15:00:39
- Re: WALT on Osho - B 12/1/2024, 15:13:43
- Re: WALT on Osho - B 12/1/2024, 15:13:43
- Re: WALT on Osho - City Gent 12/1/2024, 15:00:39
- Re: WALT on Osho - joey diconio 12/1/2024, 12:58:20
- Re: WALT on Osho - Cool kid 12/1/2024, 11:32:50
- Re: WALT on Osho - Doctor Ince 12/1/2024, 11:21:55
- Re: WALT on Osho - Buzzard 12/1/2024, 11:54:27
- Re: WALT on Osho - Oh FFS 12/1/2024, 12:01:20
- Re: WALT on Osho - Oh FFS 12/1/2024, 12:01:20
- Re: WALT on Osho - Buzzard 12/1/2024, 11:54:27
- Re: WALT on Osho - City Gent 12/1/2024, 12:07:29
- Re: WALT on Osho - Tbh 12/1/2024, 10:42:34
- Re: WALT on Osho - Brad Garlinghouse 12/1/2024, 10:31:34
- Re: WALT on Osho - Godders 12/1/2024, 10:35:02
- Re: WALT on Osho - Getting desperate spotter 12/1/2024, 10:36:39
- Re: WALT on Osho - Godders 12/1/2024, 10:40:39
- Re: WALT on Osho - Getting desperate spotter 12/1/2024, 11:00:47
- Re: WALT on Osho - The Cruiser 12/1/2024, 11:23:33
- Re: WALT on Osho - The Cruiser 12/1/2024, 11:23:33
- At least if he leaves for more money - m 12/1/2024, 10:42:44
- Re: WALT on Osho - Getting desperate spotter 12/1/2024, 11:00:47
- Re: WALT on Osho - Godders 12/1/2024, 10:40:39
- Re: WALT on Osho - Getting desperate spotter 12/1/2024, 10:36:39
- Re: WALT on Osho - Godders 12/1/2024, 10:35:02
- Re: WALT on Osho - MG 12/1/2024, 10:06:20
- Re: WALT on Osho - HH 12/1/2024, 10:11:02
- Re: WALT on Osho - MG 12/1/2024, 10:55:08
- Re: WALT on Osho - Godders 12/1/2024, 10:37:48
- Re: WALT on Osho - HH 12/1/2024, 10:41:05
- Re: WALT on Osho - HH 12/1/2024, 10:41:05
- Re: WALT on Osho - MG 12/1/2024, 10:55:08
- Re: WALT on Osho - HH 12/1/2024, 10:11:02
- Re: WALT on Osho - HH 12/1/2024, 10:01:23
- Re: WALT on Osho - MG 12/1/2024, 10:03:19
- Re: WALT on Osho - MG 12/1/2024, 10:03:19
- Re: WALT on Osho - K 12/1/2024, 10:00:24
- Re: WALT on Osho - James Brie 12/1/2024, 10:41:53
- Re: WALT on Osho - Goy 12/1/2024, 11:56:58
- Re: WALT on Osho - Hmm 12/1/2024, 11:30:24
- Re: WALT on Osho - Oh FFS 12/1/2024, 11:40:56
- Re: WALT on Osho - Oh FFS 12/1/2024, 11:40:56
- Re: WALT on Osho - Goy 12/1/2024, 11:56:58
- Re: WALT on Osho - Old RIF 12/1/2024, 10:15:10
- Re: WALT on Osho - James Brie 12/1/2024, 10:41:53
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - Boyd Crowder's Collar 12/1/2024, 9:57:39
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - Doctor Ince 12/1/2024, 10:00:28
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - Boyd Crowder's Collar 12/1/2024, 10:12:18
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - Doctor Ince 12/1/2024, 10:17:48
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - Boyd Crowder's Collar 12/1/2024, 10:21:05
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - Boyd Crowder's Collar 12/1/2024, 10:21:05
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - HH 12/1/2024, 10:16:21
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - Doctor Ince 12/1/2024, 10:17:48
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - K 12/1/2024, 10:04:29
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - Boyd Crowder's Collar 12/1/2024, 10:12:18
- Re: WALT (professional contrarians) - Doctor Ince 12/1/2024, 10:00:28
- Re: WALT on Osho - Kurious Oranj 12/1/2024, 9:44:16
- Re: WALT on Osho - Finchley 12/1/2024, 9:43:10
- Re: WALT on Osho - Ches Fordroad 12/1/2024, 9:42:30
- Re: WALT on Osho - Godders 12/1/2024, 9:40:49
- Re: WALT on Osho - HH 12/1/2024, 10:03:02
- Re: WALT on Osho - Godders 12/1/2024, 10:06:12
- Re: WALT on Osho - Godders 12/1/2024, 10:06:12
- Re: WALT on Osho - Ron Baynham gloves 12/1/2024, 9:55:56
- Re: WALT on Osho - HH 12/1/2024, 10:03:02
« Back to index | View thread » - Re: WALT on Osho - joey diconio 12/1/2024, 10:58:42
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Dear [Valued Consumer of Soccer Product - replace with name from database],
I trust this letter finds you in good health. I am pleased to share with you a significant development for Luton Town Football Club.
It is with great enthusiasm that I announce the successful negotiation of a new contract for the highly talented Gabe Osho. Following extensive discussions and negotiations, we have secured an advantageous deal that not only reflects the player's calibre but also aligns seamlessly with the strategic objectives of Luton Town Football Club.
Gabe Osho is widely celebrated for his exceptional skills on the field, unwavering dedication to the sport, and an impressive track record in renowned leagues such as the EPL and EFL. We firmly believe that Luton Town Football Club is the ideal environment for Gabe, and this new contract presents a golden opportunity for mutual growth and success.
Key highlights of the contract include:
Duration: The contract spans a period of four years, commencing on 1st July 2024 and concluding on 30th June 2028.
Salary: Gabe Osho's annual salary is set at a competitive £2.5 million, with monthly payments made on the first business day of each month.
Signing Bonus: In recognition of Gabe's commitment to Luton Town Football Club, a signing bonus of £500,000 will be disbursed upon the formal execution of the contract.
Performance Bonuses: Gabe Osho is entitled to performance-based bonuses, with specific benchmarks outlined in Schedule A of the contract. Achieving milestones such as goals scored, assists, and team accomplishments will trigger additional financial rewards.
Image Rights: Luton Town Football Club retains exclusive image rights for Gabe Osho, allowing for the use of his likeness in marketing and promotional materials.
Club Loyalty Bonus: Gabe will receive a loyalty bonus of £1 million for every year completed with Luton Town Football Club, payable at the end of each contract year.
We are confident that this collaboration will not only elevate Gabe Osho's profile but will also bring substantial value to Luton Town Football Club in terms of on-field performance, marketing opportunities, and fan engagement.
Thank you for your time, and we eagerly look forward to the success of this partnership.
Love and kisses,
Gary.
PS Don't tell that big fanny diconio about this, we can all have a good laugh at his Twitter meltdown later.
PPS no questions about Power Court. CIA.
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