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: Hey dick!!
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: Hey Paul!!
:
: Paul take out the garbage please.
:
: But Dick we are maintenance!!! Why
: should I have to take out garbage!!
:
: The janitor called out sick and none of
: the other fellas can not come in. Take
: out the garbage.
:
: ....I see many girls from housekeeping
: standing around...could they not take
: out the garbage?
:
: That barrels heavy, the girls can't
: move that kinda thing around!! Take out
: the garbage!!!!
:
: It has Wheels Dick......
:
: I'm you boss, and I say TAKE OUT THE
: GARBAGE!!!!.
:
: ...yes..........DICK....sigh
:
:
: Act 2
:
: Paul room 212 says her toilet won't
: stop flushing. Can you have a look at
: it?
:
: Sure!!!
:
: Hi, I'm here to check on you to
: toilet!!!
:
: Great sunny!!!
:
: Ok, all fixed!!
:
: 5 minutes later
:
: Paul room 212 says her toilet won't
: stop flushing. Can you have a look at
: it? again.
:
: uhh...yeah....
:
: Hi, here to fix your toilet...
:
: Great sunny!!
:
: Ok, all fixed. If it happens again just
: jiggle the handle.
:
: Ok sunny!!
:
: 2 minutes later
:
: Paul room 212 says her toilet won't
: stop flushing. Can you have a look at
: it? yet again.
:
: God da...uhhh..of course.
:
: Hello sunny!!!
:
: ....Did you jiggle the handle this
: time.....
:
: Yes sunny, but it does not work for
: me!!!!
:
: .......why did it work for me
: then......
:
: uhhhh....Thanks sunny!!!!!
:
: Jiggle the handle next time and it will
: stop.
:
: Ok sunny.
:
: 30 seconds later
:
: Paul room 212 says her toilet won't
: stop flushing. Did you fix that yet?
:
: ..........SON OF A b###h!!!!!......
:
:
:
: Act 3
:
: Paul or Damien I need one of you to go
: up to 804 and fix her blinds. She says
: they will not come down all the way.
:
: Damien is 804 who I think it is?
:
: Yep
:
: no..Sigh
:
: and I went last time. Its your turn.
:
: NOOOO!!!!!!!!
:
: #### fine, but Damien you know how this
: b###h love to talk. If I'm not out in
: 30 minutes call me on the radio, and I
: can leave then without being rude.
:
: Ok thats a good idea.
:
: Sigh...Hello Conccetta..
:
: HI PAUL!!!!! Paul I know I'm 75+ years
: old but I'm living life like I'm 25!!
: Let me tell you in detail all about my
: sexual incounter last night!!
:
: Please god do...o never mind you
: started already.
:
: 1 hour later
:
: Ok bye Paul!!!!
:
: I think I'm going to be sick..
:
: Cool, later my nigga
:
: ...
:
: 5 more minutes later
:
: DAMIEN WHAT THE HELL!!! WHY DID YOU NOT
: CALL ME!!!
:
: O shit!!! Sorry I forgot, and went to
: lunch.
:
: MOTHER ####ER!!!
:
: act 4
:
: Paul room 504 said his bed wont
: recline.
:
: Ok I'll have a look at it.
:
: Bob you here?
:
: I'm in the bathroom paul.
:
: Ok, I'll have your bed all set before
: you get ou....WHAT THE #### BOB YOU
: HAVE THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN WHILE YOUR
: TAKING A SHIT!!!
:
: Yep.
:
: WANT ME TO CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR?
:
: Not really.
:
: WELL I'M CLOSING IT ANYWAY BOB!!
:
: If you want.
:
: God help me...
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