Hey Paul!! Paul take out the garbage please. But Dick we are maintenance!!! Why should I have to take out garbage!! The janitor called out sick and none of the other fellas can not come in. Take out the garbage. ....I see many girls from housekeeping standing around...could they not take out the garbage? That barrels heavy, the girls can't move that kinda thing around!! Take out the garbage!!!! It has Wheels Dick...... I'm you boss, and I say TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!. ...yes..........DICK....sigh Paul room 212 says her toilet won't stop flushing. Can you have a look at it? Sure!!! Hi, I'm here to check on you to toilet!!! Great sunny!!! Ok, all fixed!! 5 minutes later Paul room 212 says her toilet won't stop flushing. Can you have a look at it? again. uhh...yeah.... Hi, here to fix your toilet... Great sunny!! Ok, all fixed. If it happens again just jiggle the handle. Ok sunny!! 2 minutes later Paul room 212 says her toilet won't stop flushing. Can you have a look at it? yet again. God da...uhhh..of course. Hello sunny!!! ....Did you jiggle the handle this time..... Yes sunny, but it does not work for me!!!! .......why did it work for me then...... uhhhh....Thanks sunny!!!!! Jiggle the handle next time and it will stop. Ok sunny. 30 seconds later Paul room 212 says her toilet won't stop flushing. Did you fix that yet? ..........SON OF A b###h!!!!!...... Act 3 Paul or Damien I need one of you to go up to 804 and fix her blinds. She says they will not come down all the way. Damien is 804 who I think it is? Yep no..Sigh and I went last time. Its your turn. NOOOO!!!!!!!! #### fine, but Damien you know how this b###h love to talk. If I'm not out in 30 minutes call me on the radio, and I can leave then without being rude. Ok thats a good idea. Sigh...Hello Conccetta.. HI PAUL!!!!! Paul I know I'm 75+ years old but I'm living life like I'm 25!! Let me tell you in detail all about my sexual incounter last night!! Please god do...o never mind you started already. 1 hour later Ok bye Paul!!!! I think I'm going to be sick.. Cool, later my nigga ... 5 more minutes later DAMIEN WHAT THE HELL!!! WHY DID YOU NOT CALL ME!!! O shit!!! Sorry I forgot, and went to lunch. MOTHER ####ER!!! act 4 Paul room 504 said his bed wont recline. Ok I'll have a look at it. Bob you here? I'm in the bathroom paul. Ok, I'll have your bed all set before you get ou....WHAT THE #### BOB YOU HAVE THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN WHILE YOUR TAKING A SHIT!!! Yep. WANT ME TO CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR? Not really. WELL I'M CLOSING IT ANYWAY BOB!! If you want. God help me...
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