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5 Shoite British foods/drinks

Posted by charlycharles <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=charlycharles' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 9:50 am

1. Tea(don’t get it and just the smell is horrible, controversial granted and not strictly English but the need to have 10 cups of warm liquid a day baffles me)
2.Piccililly. No more needs to be said
3.Bovril. it’s not the war anymore
4.Eccles cakes. like eating sand
5.mushy peas. sludge

carlitocarlos

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Posted by snorkers goodoh <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=snorkers+goodoh' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 8:26 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Quiche... unless it's steak and kidney quiche
Anything with balsamic vinegar
Tuna or other smelly fish
Olives
Sweetcorn

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Posted by ernieball <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ernieball' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 5:34 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Any kind of fruit cake
Potato waffles
Hard boiled eggs where the yolk goes crumbly or even worse gets a black ring around it
Saveloys
Mince Pies

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Posted by Forcryinoutloud1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Forcryinoutloud1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 8:18 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Mince pies are an abomination!

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Posted by Obrima3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Obrima3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 5:38 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Seems a common theme on here that a lot of people don't like things that contain raisins and currants. Play on I love them.

Formerly obrima2

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Posted by charlycharles <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=charlycharles' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 24, 2025, 11:09 am, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

We gave a Christmas cake to my parents in law in Spain and the mother allegedly said”Why do they hate us?

carlitocarlos

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Posted by Twainy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Twainy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 4:39 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Sprouts
cabbage
Cauliflower
Broccoli
Kale

God created Autism to offset the excessive number of boring people on earth.

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 4:43 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

All wonderful!

I'm having stir fried broccoli with my tea soon!

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by Twainy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Twainy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 4:53 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Opinions eh?

God created Autism to offset the excessive number of boring people on earth.

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 5:27 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

tastes more like?

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by Obrima3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Obrima3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 4:34 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Anything with lemon grass or coconut in. Not British I guess so I will go for...

Semolina
Liver
Prawns in their shell. Just lose the shell please.
Marzipan
Mint sauce

Formerly obrima2

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 3:42 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Tea is great. A nice mug of yorkshire tea is a lovely drink. I have about 4/5 a day.

Picalilli is indeed gruesome. I looks like something you would dig out of a blocked drain, and tastes pretty much like that.

Bovril, with a sprinkling of powdered black pepper, is one of them 'comfort' things. On a freezing cold night match at Woodison, a cup of Everton's 'watery' Bovril really warmed the cockles.

Eccles cakes are ace. 'Fly' pies as I know them, are a Mancunian delicacy, that gained popularity around WW1, as a cheap 'desert' to give the husband after his tea. They're really nice, with a cup of Yorkshire tea.

I rarely eat mushy peas, but on some meals they do seem to compliment. Fish and Chips, Pie and mash etc.

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Posted by 4squares <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=4squares' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 9:18 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Piccalilli juice is the dogs.

"When lads have money they think they're men and when they're skint they're lads again".

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Posted by CardyM <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=CardyM' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 2:47 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Bovril is ace especially in winter when you hit the various half way huts across the land.

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Posted by NoelBlakeFanClub <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=NoelBlakeFanClub' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 2:06 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Liver. Ghastly stuff.
Egg and cress sandwiches.
Pickled eggs*

*I don't like eggs much.

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Posted by Obrima3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Obrima3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 4:31 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Liver yes.
And I love eggs and I love pickled onions but pickled eggs don't do it for me either.

Formerly obrima2

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Posted by fourjays <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fourjays' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 1:56 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Pontefract cakes

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Posted by Still Bracewell <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Still+Bracewell' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 1:53 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

I think people need to look up the word British.

Formerly this is Bracewell

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Posted by Forcryinoutloud1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Forcryinoutloud1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 12:20 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Stews. Casseroles, 'Scouse' anything like that is horrendous.
Boiled meat & watery potatoes with a side of red cabbage, no thanks!

As other posters have pointed out - the war's over. Try a nice pasta dish instead!

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Posted by MickeyO <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MickeyO' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 1:54 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Pasta is shite, mate. You've been conned.

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Posted by kees_popinga <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=kees_popinga' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 12:13 pm, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 - Baked Beans

So reprehensibly awful they take all 5 spots. The first thing i'm putting into Room 101.

A claggy, syrupy overly sugary 'sauce' that congeals as soon as it hits the plate/toast. Then the dry mushy texture to the bean itself, regardless of brand. Leave that awful layer or coating of dryness and grim aftertaste on the roof of your mouth after just one mouthful ruining any meal they're part of.

Honourable mentions: Fruitcake and welshcakes. So many preferable cake alternatives to these horrors. Mint cake. Again a plethora of preferable alternatives in bar form. Bread and butter pudding. The war's over and so is rationing so you can make and eat things that actually taste nice now.

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Posted by WaltonBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=WaltonBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 4:46 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Baked beans are ideal for a quick meff meal. On toast or with egg and chips or sausage and chips. I would not add them to a special meal, but there is a place for them.

In Moyes We Trust

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Posted by ThommosSocks <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ThommosSocks' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 10:49 am, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

1 Roast dinners. Ok once in a while but could never have one every Sunday

2 Tea. Fully agree and people on holiday who "can't wait to get home for a proper cuppa" can fuck right off.

3 Warburtons orange bread. Shite

4 Fried eggs. Does anyone actilually eat the white?

5 Bottomless brunches. You don't need an excuse to get pissed with Sharon and gay Dave love, just go and have a drink

Thommossocks is innocent

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Posted by Moodyblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moodyblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 12:27 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Tremendous levels of wrongness on 4 TS.

Fried eggs are ace. Simple but ace, and yes even the white.

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

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Posted by efc84 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efc84' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 11:03 am, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

With you on the first 4, well tea I can give or take, but get yourself involved with 5.

Especially on a lads weekend away when you're on day 2 or 3 and flagging a bit.

2 hours of nailing nice tasting cocktails full of alcohol and sugar to give you a pick me up while surrounded by 90% women getting more and more pissed for entertainment purposes.

By the time you leave you're fully cured and flying for the rest of the day/night.

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 10:40 am, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

1. CHEESE (in any form). IT'S SHIT.
2. Milk- it's puke
3. Tea- just the smell makes me heave.
4. Seafood- it's just underwater cockroach
5. Fastfood- a route to an early death.

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 5:29 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

I forgot bread. yuk!

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 10:44 am, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

what do you eat?

I've got images of you walking round eating raw potatoes like apples and nothing else

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by thecadet <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=thecadet' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 1:14 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Laughed more than I should at that response

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 10:46 am, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

everything bar the above.

tonight I'm having noodle with stir fry chicken & veg.

tomorrow after the match it will be fish fong chips

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by homer_j_fong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=homer_j_fong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 4:19 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

*hides*

Cos you can’t get Teenage Eskimo in Wantage…

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Posted by Iegs <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Iegs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 10:52 am, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

I’ve got some bad news about where fish comes from brother

why are you so argumentative? this is obvious stuff

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 1:12 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Hahahaha

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 12:27 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

the sea, but fish aren't underwater bugs or crawly things.

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by Chinaski <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Chinaski' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 2:09 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

They eat them though

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Posted by fourjays <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fourjays' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 1:51 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Underwater cats..and dogs though.
e.g Catfish and Dogfish.

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 2:08 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

I'mm not Korean. FFS!

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by charlycharles <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=charlycharles' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 10:45 am, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Peeling apples with a knife he has in his boot

carlitocarlos

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Posted by Iegs <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Iegs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 9:56 am, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

solid list apart from tea which is a deranged shout, swap it for jellied eels

why are you so argumentative? this is obvious stuff

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Posted by charlycharles <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=charlycharles' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 10:45 am, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

Weirdly I was thinking jellied eels but thought it was too left field
Geez

carlitocarlos

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 10:43 am, in reply to "Re: 5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

THIS

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Heisenberg Blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Heisenberg+Blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 9:54 am, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

McDonalds is the most British food there is.

"When I think of Everton, I think of Howard Kendall"

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Posted by Obrima3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Obrima3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 9:53 am, in reply to "5 Shoite British foods/drinks"

I love a proper fresh Eccles cake with crispy sugary pastry. Not those shite packs of 4 you get in the supermarket. With a cup of strong Yorkshire tea. Dash of milk no sugar
Can live without the other 3.

Formerly obrima2

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