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Utterly utterly unarsed

Posted by Crackers <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Crackers' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 10:34 am

Am I the only one?

We drew with Accrington lads. Last night was par for the course

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Posted by GG <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GG' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 6:13 pm, in reply to "Utterly utterly unarsed "

But you are "arsed", Otherwise you would not have posted here.

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 3:01 pm, in reply to "Utterly utterly unarsed "

Err, made up for you mate 👏

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Posted by L20_1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=L20_1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:17 am, in reply to "Utterly utterly unarsed "

Depends upon your expectations and sense of perspective, I suppose.

Felt like a pre-season away game to lower league opposition. Their 'woooo' when Pickford was taking a kick and 'Your support is fucking shit' added to it.

Quite a few new players, people out of position and key injuries didn't help. It'll be sound.

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 10:51 am, in reply to "Utterly utterly unarsed "

I dunno. This place is peppered with lads claiming how they don’t care and sneering at those that do calling them bed wetters and telling them to stop going if they don’t like it whilst watching for free on the internet.

I just want it to be entertaining, losing is par for the course but we always do it in such a dreary way. Back to back to back dreary managers providing dreary performances with boring tactics. It just takes its toll.

First game at a new ground and some people will have paid hundreds to sit in posh seats. I wonder if they’ll be entertained as well. I hope Moyes can at least make some use of the good attacking players we have.

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by Moshpit <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moshpit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:57 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

I think it's just levels isn't it. The pessimists refuse to get carried away on the back of last seasons European form since he's come in and are quick to go back to the 'I told you so' routine the first sign of a blip. And unless we win a trophy, they will always eventually proved to be right.

On the other hand, acting like you're 'utterly utterly unarsed' is just an outright lie or you're not an evertonian.

Just lastly on moyes, we've been here before, we all know his pitfalls and last night was a classic! But I've no doubt he is the right man for the job at this moment in time and he will get us back into Europe, either this season or next.

Comparing him to Dyche is miles off.

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Posted by Crackers <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Crackers' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 2:59 pm, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

Well I’ve got a season ticket..,

I just think there’s more to life mate that’s all.

I’ve watched shite for 30 years. 1 more defeat doesn’t change much does it?

That was nowhere near the disaster being made out last night. First game of the season always throws up mad results too.

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Posted by Captain Jack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Captain+Jack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 6:20 pm, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

It wasn't a mad result.

It was shite team selection, shite tactics and therefore a shite performance.

That's where the frustration/anger/bedwetting (call it what you will) comes from.

We are the famous EFC

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Posted by Melling_Vic69 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Melling_Vic69' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:21 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

Spot on.

You have to be REALLY cool to be so unarsed as to snide it week in week out and laugh at people who do care.

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Posted by Crackers <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Crackers' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:30 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

It’s 1 game out of 38. If you’re stressed already, it’s not healthy. There will be worse dats than this ahead. I’m bracing myself for them ones

It’s just the age we live in, we have to be outraged by everything these days

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:39 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

Only you’ve mentioned stress and outrage. It was a bad performance and boring tactics and we got what we deserved. That’s all there is to it.

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by Melling_Vic69 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Melling_Vic69' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 12:02 pm, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

I'm not stressed, just disappointed.

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Posted by Jimmys_Arch <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Jimmys_Arch' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:06 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

People going on an Everton message board after a defeat to accuse others of moaning about the performance/result is wild......everyones favourite David Moyes, was all over the Tele telling everyone it was a bad performance, but say something similar on a Everton fan messageboard, which has zero bearing on anything that happens on the pitch, you get accused of bed wetting...... usually followed by a "I didn't watch it myself".

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Posted by Crackers <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Crackers' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:12 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

There’s no context tho

It was a twat if a game

We’ve not been beat there fir absolutely years

We don’t have a divine right to win there every season

Them just being a championship side is bs tho first game, they’re absolutely bouncing. It bears no resemblance to playing them in Feb

Yes it wasn’t the best from Moyes, but he’s not getting sacked any time soon is he

We’ve had far far worse results over the years. Coming in here after a defeat these days, any defeat is like it’s the worst result ever. It’s getting worse. It’s like life in general, polarised hysteria. Nobody can just be in the middle anymore and just be chilled.

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Posted by Jimmys_Arch <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Jimmys_Arch' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:19 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

People won't be writing chapter and verse on a messageboard.....context should probably be assumed when reading negative and positive statements, otherwise posts will go on forever......you should be able to say they played shite after a bad performance without some reckoning you're preheating the oven and heading to Smiffys for some face paint.

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:20 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

Hahaha

“Are you baking a cake dressing as a clown and demanding the head of Bill Kenwright mate?”

Er no, I just thought the game was shite lad!

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by Jimmys_Arch <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Jimmys_Arch' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:25 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

Madness.....next time we play well and win, I might come on and start accusing people of hysterically claiming we are gonna win the lot.

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:14 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

Where was the hysteria though?

It was a shit performance and people said so. Should people not say anything ?

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:18 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

In fact the most hysterical thing on here was the lad calling people names in his lovely little bed wetter thread. That was hysteria. Everything else was largely just saying how absolutely shit Everton played.

When did playing championship sides on the opening day on tv become unplayable by the way? This seems an excuse rather than reality.

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by Nosidoog Krap <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Nosidoog+Krap' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 12:13 pm, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

I think there was someone who claimed that last night was the “worst we’e EVER played”.

I mean, if that’s not hysteria, I don’t know what is.

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Posted by come_on_pilgrim <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=come_on_pilgrim' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 10:57 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

I think Moyes will find a way to get a good tune out of our decent attackers ( but he certainly didn’t last night ).

He did brilliantly last year with lesser players and I really enjoyed some of our away wins. I’m backing him to get it right.

“Have you got any Gauhaus?”
“Have you got any Gauhaus?“

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Posted by Banjo12 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Banjo12' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 10:56 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

fucking dreading Sunday to be fair

Lovely Stuff

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Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:01 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

It’s a bank holiday.
Alcohol always* makes things better.

*temporarily

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 10:59 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

I am but its more trying to decide whether to rock up and have a bevy at the ground or try 10 streets or something

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by come_on_pilgrim <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=come_on_pilgrim' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 10:59 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

I can’t wait.

Bank Holiday weekend, ale in town, magnificent new ground and a new season. Chance to put things right from last night and entertain a passionate crowd.

Surely you can find some joy rather than dread?

“Have you got any Gauhaus?”
“Have you got any Gauhaus?“

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Posted by MC <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 1:52 pm, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

Sunday means a 5am start to go on a 3 hour boat journey, beers in town, first competitive game in the new stadium, 3 hour boat journey back at 8:15pm, home at midnight. Can't wait.

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Posted by Banjo12 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Banjo12' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:22 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

fair point

Lovely Stuff

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:03 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

I’m really looking forward to it as well.

Got mates staying with me and making a weekend of it so at least the boozing will make up for any potential football woes!

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by come_on_pilgrim <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=come_on_pilgrim' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 19, 2025, 11:04 am, in reply to "Re: Utterly utterly unarsed "

Cor!

“Have you got any Gauhaus?”
“Have you got any Gauhaus?“

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