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Today's top bittering

Posted by Mr OW Bol <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Mr+OW+Bol' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 5:15 pm

On the last leg of our holiday in Vietnam, Mrs Lob wanted to go to Note Coffee, which is basically a coffee shop for which the decor is post it notes on which are written various random messages.

Anyway after ten minutes I went for a slash and saw the standard 'LFC 6 times' note. Went back,scribbled 'Kopites are gobshites' on a note and handed it to Mrs Lob who stuck it up in the bog, but the photo she sent showed it wasn't stuck over the '6 times' bit as instructed.

I felt that my work was only half done, so I went back to the bog and completed my task, quickly and effectively, sending the photographic evidence to those who understand.

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Posted by Madjens <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Madjens' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 18, 2025, 10:35 am, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

There was an RS towel by the pool whilst I was on holiday (Swedish family of course!)

I told one lad I'd buy him a new putter if he threw the towel in the pool and the other lad a new sweatshirt he wanted if he done the same.

Neither would do it the shitehouses!

@Cesc_Pistol

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Posted by Labby <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Labby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 18, 2025, 7:55 am, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

Changed my wifi network name to Kopites Are Gobshites so that all the neighbours would see it when they looked for their network

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Posted by Lizardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lizardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 18, 2025, 12:44 pm, in reply to "Re: Today's top bittering"

https://youtu.be/_Tim2WaRTD8?si=suuOPvtv6Jh01VOP

The best rendition of said phrase...

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 18, 2025, 11:36 am, in reply to "Re: Today's top bittering"

That is absolute genius.....great work sir.

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Posted by ESCLIP <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ESCLIP' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 18, 2025, 2:53 am, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

Any fishing expeditions to report or did the dragon put her foot down?

Courage, mes amis bleus!

On les aura!

Ils ne passeront pas!

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Posted by Tigger <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tigger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 7:17 pm, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

Great work. I respect your diligence and perseverance.

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Posted by Billybookcase <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Billybookcase' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 7:11 pm, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

Where did you go, north or south?
Any fishing?

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Posted by Mr OW Bol <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Mr+OW+Bol' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 18, 2025, 3:49 am, in reply to "Re: Today's top bittering"

Flew into Hanoi and went as far south as Da Nang and Hoi An, with a few places in between.

I didn't bring any fishing gear, miles too hot to be outside for any length of time really lid.

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Ah, Da Nang and Hoi An, I know them well...

Pity, I believe there are some right man-eating monsters in Nam rivers, right up your street

Courage, mes amis bleus!

On les aura!

Ils ne passeront pas!

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Posted by homer_j_fong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=homer_j_fong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 7:10 pm, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

Got dragged to the Beatles story at the Albert Dock yesterday. As we were leaving I saw the leaflets stand with two different ones for piss mountain. I covered them all up with other leaflets.

Cos you can’t get Teenage Eskimo in Wantage…

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Posted by efcman4ever <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efcman4ever' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 5:51 pm, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

In a similar vein, I turned all the RS tops around in inter sport in Normandy last week

How can you tell if someone is a Kopite? If the hat, scarf, T shirt or tattoo isn't enough of a clue, they will have told you within two sentences. Basically, it's a cult.

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Posted by Meff Stelling <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Meff+Stelling' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 6:38 pm, in reply to "Re: Today's top bittering"

I went to cover up the blag RS tops in Mallorca a couple of weeks ago.

But then I thought each blag top sold means one less genuine one sold so didn't bother.

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Posted by jayid <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=jayid' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 7:13 pm, in reply to "Re: Today's top bittering"

Lovely stuff.

And he got behind Lawrenson there did Sharp ...

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Posted by GG <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GG' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 6:33 pm, in reply to "Re: Today's top bittering"

Excellent

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Posted by tattyhead <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=tattyhead' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 5:50 pm, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

I would have taken down the LFC one and replaced it with the gobshites one

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Posted by benefitfraudster <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=benefitfraudster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 5:48 pm, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

I can confirm that I have photographic evidence that this top bittering took place.

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Posted by oomyah_pete <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=oomyah_pete' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 5:44 pm, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

I am impressed, at least

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Posted by Est-1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est-1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 5:22 pm, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

Do you drive an Audi ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by Mr OW Bol <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Mr+OW+Bol' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 5:25 pm, in reply to "Re: Today's top bittering"

I'm sure there's a punch line I am missing here, but no. Why do you ask lid?

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My mate is on the end of his holiday in Vietnam with his Mrs

I realise it is possible for two Everton fans to be in country at the same time

He drives an Audi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Arf, fair enough. No mate, not me.

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 5:18 pm, in reply to "Today's top bittering"

WORD

It’s top quality stuff this!

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