On the last leg of our holiday in Vietnam, Mrs Lob wanted to go to Note Coffee, which is basically a coffee shop for which the decor is post it notes on which are written various random messages.

Anyway after ten minutes I went for a slash and saw the standard 'LFC 6 times' note. Went back,scribbled 'Kopites are gobshites' on a note and handed it to Mrs Lob who stuck it up in the bog, but the photo she sent showed it wasn't stuck over the '6 times' bit as instructed.

I felt that my work was only half done, so I went back to the bog and completed my task, quickly and effectively, sending the photographic evidence to those who understand.