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*BREAKING NEWS*

Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:11 pm

I've left Skem Utd.

Available for recruitment, middle-aged tubby, looking for a non-league football club to support (steps 5-7), must have their own ground with a clubhouse that sells a wide range of ales and most importantly be capable of winning the odd match.

In return you will get a committed fan (well till I get bored anyway), a loud voice on the touchline, a sizeable income from sausage roll and pie sales throughout the season and a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career of volunteering at this level. Skills that make me a nightmare for people from Yorkshire, Greater Manchester, Derbyshire and anywhere else within the north west counties catchment area.

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Posted by KS_Blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=KS_Blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 12:10 am, in reply to "*BREAKING NEWS*"

All those in favour please raise your hand

*gentle whirring of electric motor(s)*

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Posted by ESCLIP <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ESCLIP' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 11:18 pm, in reply to "*BREAKING NEWS*"

Poppycock

You have been excommunicated for dining and dashing the hot dog stand again, so my reliable sauce tells me

Anyway, I am currently munching grapes like Caligula and watching Midnight Mass

Where is my horse?

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Posted by jayid <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=jayid' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 5:11 pm, in reply to "*BREAKING NEWS*"

Runcorn Linnets.
Madri on draft.

And he got behind Lawrenson there did Sharp ...

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 5:12 pm, in reply to "Re: *BREAKING NEWS*"

I'd rather watch the RS than that bunch of arrogant gobshytes.....SMALL TEAM FROM WESTON.....WE'RE JUST A SMALL TEAM FROM WESTON!!

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Posted by Wooly <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Wooly' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 5:37 pm, in reply to "Re: *BREAKING NEWS*"

🤣🤣🤣

You said it.

Weston Point actually

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Posted by Teflon_Don <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Teflon_Don' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 5:03 pm, in reply to "*BREAKING NEWS*"

Not that committed, clearly!

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Posted by Yogi_Clementine <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Yogi_Clementine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 4:49 pm, in reply to "*BREAKING NEWS*"

Huff off Spart

Formerly yogiclementine

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Posted by 4squares <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=4squares' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 4:46 pm, in reply to "*BREAKING NEWS*"

Lower Breck. Won the first game in the Northern Premiership following promotion and are at home this Wednesday.

"When lads have money they think they're men and when they're skint they're lads again".

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I know James and the backroom team at Lower Breck well, great bunch of people and they are doing fatastic stuff there. But that ground is shite and too close to the pit on a Saturday afternoon for me to ever be a regular there.

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They’ll be sharing with Everton women with further progress.
Do you know Lee D?

"When lads have money they think they're men and when they're skint they're lads again".

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 5:04 pm, in reply to "Re: *BREAKING NEWS*"

Do you know Keith B?

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Soz no.

"When lads have money they think they're men and when they're skint they're lads again".

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I know of him yes, rather than know him.

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He’s a good friend and a very good lad.

"When lads have money they think they're men and when they're skint they're lads again".

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Posted by GwladysTreat <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GwladysTreat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:25 pm, in reply to "*BREAKING NEWS*"

Hopefully a club with its own messageboard/forum too.

Social Media is the new root of all evil.

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Posted by drexxxler <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=drexxxler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 4:35 pm, in reply to "Re: *BREAKING NEWS*"

Mee
Ow

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Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:37 pm, in reply to "Re: *BREAKING NEWS*"

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Posted by Bainesy003 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bainesy003' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:34 pm, in reply to "Re: *BREAKING NEWS*"

Keeper stood no chance there

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Posted by Crackers <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Crackers' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:33 pm, in reply to "Re: *BREAKING NEWS*"

Haha

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Posted by bigsteefc <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=bigsteefc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:26 pm, in reply to "Re: *BREAKING NEWS*"

😂😂

1=20

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Posted by Lance Drysdale <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lance+Drysdale' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:23 pm, in reply to "*BREAKING NEWS*"

Just go to Wrexham with all the other lapsed Evertonians.

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Get yourself down to the DCBL Stadium to support the Vikings.

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Hahahaha

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Gah

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Posted by Twainy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Twainy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:14 pm, in reply to "*BREAKING NEWS*"

Steps 5 to 7, is that Alcoholics or Gamblers Anonymous?

God created Autism to offset the excessive number of boring people on earth.

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Posted by Platinii <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Platinii' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:25 pm, in reply to "Re: *BREAKING NEWS*"

Maximum number willing to climb for seat location.

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