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Two truths and a lie

Posted by leagueunlimited <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=leagueunlimited' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:11 am

I once travelled three miles in a Ford Fiesta with the current prime minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

I work with the brother of someone who had three number one hits in the early-90s.

An Oscar winner once asked me for my autograph.

Yours?

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Posted by Bainesy003 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bainesy003' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 5:13 am, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

I once went on deal or no deal and won 10k
I used to be in a relationship with a lottery winner
I attended the opening of the Liverpool museum

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Posted by McConville1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=McConville1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 11:14 pm, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

My mate had a wild summer romance with Helena Bonham Carter when they were 16

I was propositioned by a very drunk Nerys Hughes in Ma Egertons one Christmas

Lad from school had his house turned upside down by special branch after the Brighton bomb.

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:57 pm, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

I once battered MISTER Robert Deniro at swingball in pethwelli.

I once nearly broke Bonnie Langfords back.

I’m very friendly with the SAS.

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by adayinthelife <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=adayinthelife' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 9:42 pm, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

The second is the lie Clive.

The fate of the fallen, nobody knows where I came from.
Even I have forgotten.

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Gah!!

Still working on the backhand Bob?

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Orrys <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Orrys' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 6:15 pm, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

My mate is a Lord of the Realm
I'm a multi millionaire
I have a helicopter licence

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 6:10 pm, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

I reckon it's number one. Drove with Starmer when he was a lawyer?

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Mine are...

I once trapped a ball on my chest and brought it down to trap it in the Goodison Rd enclosure, after Trevor Christie had headed it out of play, for Notts County who lost 4-1 to Everton in 1982 in front of a sparse crowd.

I once held Steve Miller's white Gibson Les paul guitar, as he came off stage with his band at a 1982 'abracadabra' tour gig in Liverpool, while he attempted to fix his attire. His button had burst on his leather kecks, and they were literally around his knees. One of his roadies ran over and snatched it from my grasp, and said "Thanks, man".

I once shared 4 pints with Daryl Hall in a hotel bar. His "private eyes" album and single occupied the number one spot in America at the time. We paid round for round, and he ate peanuts with one of his pints. He asked me loads about Everton FC.

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Posted by William Ralph <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=William+Ralph' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 8:43 pm, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

I'd love the Daryl Hall to be true but it isn't

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Posted by efc84 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efc84' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 5:30 pm, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

I've hit a six at Old Trafford.

I've made a century break in snooker.

I've beaten an Olympic swimming medallist in a swimming race.

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 6:07 pm, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

You work in HR don’t you?

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Haha ssshhhh. Cover blown.

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Posted by EFC1095 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=EFC1095' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 4:45 pm, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

I've had Sex with Kate Bush
I met Mac9 in person
I was on Everton books as a Schoolboy.

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Posted by Est-1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est-1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 5:16 pm, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

Did she have a bush or wax her fanny ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by WaltonBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=WaltonBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 4:36 pm, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

I've performed at thew Royal Albert Hall
The first game I went to was that lot at Anfield.
I am almost a millionaire.

In Moyes We Trust

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Posted by Nick-H <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Nick-H' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 11:59 am, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

I was friends in sixth form with Paul Mathur who was the first music journalist to write about Oasis and did their biography.

I love Mrs Brown’s Boys

I once sat opposite former 5000m world record holder Dave Moorcroft at dinner and bought him a glass of red wine.

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no one love Mrs Brown's Boys

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Posted by syzlack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=syzlack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 11:46 am, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

I once gave Peter "Pete Beale" incorrect directions to Milton Keynes dog track on purpose. He was an arrogant qunt.

I have had a pint with Jay-Z

I once made meaningful and passionate love to a sexy poster from this board in St Albans, he wooed me by telling me he was a footballer. And boy could he juggle those balls!!!!

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Posted by carlos_the_jackal <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=carlos_the_jackal' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 5:21 pm, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

No way to treat your dad!

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Posted by Otto <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Otto' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:46 am, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

Despite being a red I attended the 1984 FA Cup Final

I was Alan Kennedys milkman

I'm the current dogging champion of West Yorkshire

Fat wheezy boy with a note from Matron

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It's North Yorkshire isn't it?

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Posted by Hand_in_Glove <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Hand_in_Glove' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:34 am, in reply to "Two truths and a lie"

I’ve played football on soccer am
I’ve played football LIVE on big breakfast
I once made meaningful and passionate love to poster from this board in St Albans

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:39 am, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

We said we'd never mention St Albans again.

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I remember seeing you on Soccer Am and Big Breakfast

Fat wheezy boy with a note from Matron

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I like Beer
I like Cheese
I like to dress up at weekends and call myself 'Doris'.

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Posted by ddarko <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ddarko' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:31 am, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

Didn't know you were a teetotaler

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Posted by GwladysTreat <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GwladysTreat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:30 am, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

I met Maria Whittaker in my local.
I met the Rebel MC in my local.
I've shagged your Ma.

Social Media is the new root of all evil.

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*updates non_drinking_wusagkopfers.xls*

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:27 am, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

Whats wrong with cheese ?

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I’ve performed on stage at The Royal Albert Hall
I had a pint with George Wood
I’ve fingered Nigella Lawson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by bignev <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=bignev' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:23 am, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

I’ve spent time in a police cell with Stephen Graham
Peter Kay narrated my drama performance of Down in a Tube Station at midnight.
My Great Uncle was on the Titanic

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I reckon you’ve been fingered BY Nigella Lawson.

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Yogi_Clementine <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Yogi_Clementine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 10:31 am, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

We've all been fisted by Nigel Lawson at some point

Formerly yogiclementine

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Posted by macca85 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=macca85' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 8, 2025, 9:03 pm, in reply to "Re: Two truths and a lie"

Kopites are gobshites
Kopites are gobshites
Kopites are not gobshites.

“Football was never the same for me after I left Everton and although I always wanted to win, losing never really seemed to hurt anymore.”
Kevin Ratcliffe

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