I share a birthday with Puerluigi Casiraghi of Italy, Ariel Ortega of Argentina, Landon Donovan, and unfortunately TC Danny Murphy, along with TC Kenny Dalglish, who was on the same flight as me to Murcia, on our respective birthdays. The tight fit didn’t buy anything of the food drink trolley, but opened his bag out and loaded the tray in front of him with biscuits he’d brought with him, and a drink, which he then went on to spill all over his biscuits and his lap, cue stifled laughs from me and my missus, sat across the aisle from him and his missus, them hogging three seats, with the biscuit bag perched between them on the middle seat.