I've been wrong about many, many things, but I was right about this fella the first time I saw his Swansea side. A full-pelt philosophy merchant who will never concede that he might have it even slightly aris-about-face.

So obviously the wrong fit for a side like Rangers and its rabid set of blinkered West Lothian bigots that it's hard to fathom how they ever let him in the building. But also one of the best things that's happened to the SPL since Hibs, Hearts and Rangers were all in the Championship at the same time.

If Martin makes it as far as the game with Celtic on the 31st, it'll be the first derby in history to contain absolutely zero tackles.