Did this when I was about 17, bevvied in town at 3am, with some random older couple (in hindsight probably in their 30s - also my mate was with me as well, before you have visions of Gareth Keenan in the sidecar with the swingers).

They started arguing the minute the cab set off, and then started trying to drag me into it “see what I have to put up with, lad? Not my fault this is it, she’s a fucking knobhead.”

Long journey, that.