be used to create your own Olympic logo - are on sale?"
I would love to meet the person who came up with this idea and shake his or her hand. I love you!
Now, out to get me a 5-pack of penis rings
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: If the Olympic rings don't tickle your fancy, a local store hopes
: theirs will. Commercial Drive's Womyns'Ware has erected a
: naughty guerrilla marketing campaign designed to bait athletes
: and visitors to their east Vancouver location.
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: Olympic ticket holders get a 10 per cent discount in the store,
: accredited media receive a $5 coupon and a free sex-toy guide,
: medal-winning athletes will score a free vibrator and registered
: lugers will take home a free "Slip Kit" to boost
: performance. Did we mention five-packs of penis rings - which
: can be used to create your own Olympic logo - are on sale?
:
: It's all in good and legal fun according to co-owner Janna
: Sylvest.
:
: "Why not Womyns'Ware and Olympic Sports," Sylvest told
: 24 hours via email. "Both sex and sporting activities are
: excellent cardiovascular endeavours and statistically I've read
: that sex is more often engaged in during the Winter months, just
: like the luge."
:
: And don't underestimate the impact a big event like this can
: have on the local sex-toy economy. "We learned this lesson
: the hard way when we neglected to schedule extra staff during
: the federal Liberal convention," Sylvest said.
:
: So if tourists and athletes match that curiosity, it could be an
: Olympic haul for sex shops.
:
: For their part, VANOC is taking a soft stance on the specials.
: "We respectfully decline the opportunity to comment,"
: wrote VANOC media relations manager Sebastien Theberge.
:
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