Posted by opinionated on November 12, 2024, 8:57 pm
So tomorrow, President Biden and President Elect Trump will have a ceremonial lunch at the WH. Nothing new here, it's part of the transition.
Now Melania said, "Oh Hell No" to going and Kamala wasn't invited.
I imagine the conversation will go like this.
Hey Don, what's up?
Not much Joe, what's cooking here in the house?
Oh, same old same old Don. Well, a little different now as I'll be moving out and I'm trying to remember what I brought here a few years ago.
You know Joe, I think you would have done better against me than the Harris woman.
No doubt Don. In fact, me and Jill voted for you just in case.
Nice to hear Joe and I thank you. In fact, I think Bill and Hillary voted for me because they didn't want anyone to be the first female President except for Hillary.
Well Joe, let's get down to business. I'm not worried about usual stuff, but I have an idea. Tell you what. You pardon me before the end of the year for things they say I did. Then, on January 21, I will pardon Hunter in the name of unity. You can trust me, Joe. I'm not the one who back doored you.
You know Don, that's a great idea. Who's Hunter. (Jill whispers in his ear) Oh yeah. Deal!
What's for lunch Joe? Well, we're having Big Macs and fries, and Kamala will be our server. She loved the no tax on tips thing.
Cool Joe let's eat.
Promises Made, Promises Kept! Republicans stood, the liberal left wept.
I think the brokered deal would save both a great deal of worry and embarrassment. Glad I was able to bring a smile to your face. I still like and respect you old timer LOLPromises Made, Promises Kept! Republicans stood, the liberal left wept.
Really good Joe. Do you think your chef would consider staying around for me?
I doubt it, Don. I really had to push him today to make a Big Mac and he refused to make the apple pies. Of course, our ice cream machine always works here at the WH.
I think we had a good meeting, Joe. I really appreciated the congenial and cooperative way you handled it. I wish I would have done better in 2020. I loved that roaring fire too. Nice touch.
Well Don we will try to help you, and your team get set up as easily as possible. We were actually counting on being here four more years but when they pulled the rug out from under me, Jill started calling local movers for estimates. She's still a little upset with Barack, Nancy and Chuck. In fact, she has some info you may be interested in.
Well Joe, I know we had some bad times behind us but I think the future is bright for both of us.
Agree Don. Maybe we can hang out at a dance sometime.
Alright Joe, my motorcade team is honking I have to run now. We'll talk soon and remember; the words are pardon and unity.Promises Made, Promises Kept! Republicans stood, the liberal left wept.
on November 12, 2024, 8:57 pm
