So tomorrow, President Biden and President Elect Trump will have a ceremonial lunch at the WH. Nothing new here, it's part of the transition.

Now Melania said, "Oh Hell No" to going and Kamala wasn't invited.

I imagine the conversation will go like this.

Hey Don, what's up?

Not much Joe, what's cooking here in the house?

Oh, same old same old Don. Well, a little different now as I'll be moving out and I'm trying to remember what I brought here a few years ago.

You know Joe, I think you would have done better against me than the Harris woman.

No doubt Don. In fact, me and Jill voted for you just in case.

Nice to hear Joe and I thank you. In fact, I think Bill and Hillary voted for me because they didn't want anyone to be the first female President except for Hillary.

Well Joe, let's get down to business. I'm not worried about usual stuff, but I have an idea. Tell you what. You pardon me before the end of the year for things they say I did. Then, on January 21, I will pardon Hunter in the name of unity. You can trust me, Joe. I'm not the one who back doored you.

You know Don, that's a great idea. Who's Hunter. (Jill whispers in his ear) Oh yeah. Deal!

What's for lunch Joe? Well, we're having Big Macs and fries, and Kamala will be our server. She loved the no tax on tips thing.

Cool Joe let's eat.